crasher925 Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 granted now they cant get them right!i wish it was snowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 (Gee, what a change from the usual!) Granted. It is snowing. It has always been snowing. It has never not snowed. You were never even wishing that wish, for it has always been snowing. There are things out there, out upon the icy plains, that venture into the cities at night, and devour all that they can find. No one is safe. Not even you.I wish I had a brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 What in the name of god was that corruption?!?Ok, then. A brick appears above your computer, destroying it and landing on your fingers.I wish that I could solve all riddles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madspy Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. The solution offends you massively.I wish that I could pull off a 360 noscope in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classyjakey Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. Jebidiah then makes the ship crash into the ocean.I wish for something that cannot go either good or bad, and can never be bad and is a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexiSilva Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. It is a poison cookie, since one must define what is good and what is bad.I wish for a spaceship that has 100km of delta v, and has no overheating or structural issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. You can only go 100km with that amount of Delta-VI wish for a room with nothing in it but oxygen, and a way out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Granted. The oxygen is combined with carbon to make carbon dioxide, and you suffocate before you can leave.I wish for a Banhammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted, but you accidentally hit yourself with it and end up banned.I wish people would stop fooling around with serious equipment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexiSilva Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted, but then people do not use serious equipment, causing a worldwide collapse in the economy due to the serious equipment bubble bursting.I wish that I aced all of my exams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted, but then people do not use serious equipment, causing a worldwide collapse in the economy due to the serious equipment bubble bursting.I wish that I aced all of my exams.granted, your exams count for nothing and leave you jobless and homeless until you die muahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I wish KSP was more popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexiSilva Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. Now all of the trolls and ragers are in the community and now it is ruined forever. Good job!I wish people stopped swearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. Now people swear again!!! good job good sir...I wish i had a Saturn V rocket land at my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnulho Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) Granted, it hits with the energy and result of a ICBM strike.I wish I didn't have to spend so much time trying to make money. Edited February 4, 2014 by dnulho ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madspy Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. You make no money.I wish that KSP becomes an online only game with loads of DLC and having to wait real time for ships to be built Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexiSilva Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. It's already bad!I wish that Jebediah Kerman was on this Earth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Granted. Now he flys a Lunar Lander and crashs into your house...I wish I had 10 copys Of KSP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Granted. They are all horribly corrupted.I wish the next poster died right after saying "Granted, but-" Edited February 5, 2014 by Souper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but- *dies**wakes up*Sorry. I'm immortal.I wish people would stop trying to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you grow tired of life and try to kill yourself, only to realize you can't die. You spend the rest of your life in endless torment.I wish The Kraken was dead, and Jeb to blow vexx's head off in a futile attempt to kill him. Edited February 5, 2014 by Souper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Sigh, looks like I need to add a rule... "One wish at a time..." Let's make this a little more interesting.Granted, but the Kraken is immortal, and the Kraken wakes up again just in time to dismember Jeb before he can attempt to kill me.I wish I had a perfect score on Flappy Bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. You are banned for hacking.I wish for hax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. You hack at a tree with an ax.I wish I had a stable wormhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted. You now have a VERY unstable wormhole that looks like a horse stable.I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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