THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted. The words are in Elvish, so you have no clue what they mean.I wish for Phil Colander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted. You get a guy named Phil Colander.I wish for a lava lamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted. It's made of real lava and burns your house down. It's also shaped like a lemon. I wish for combustible lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick7892 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted they combust you.I wish for my KSP to load quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted it takes 999999999999999999999 years to Load.I wish for 10 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but they're Zimbabwean dollars.I wish for a new alarm clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpangod3 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, it shakes the planet to pieces.I wish for a chocolate bar right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, but you don't get it right here.I wish for a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpangod3 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, its in your eyeball.I wish the chocolate bar was next to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Fine, but not now.I wish for our robot camera thingy to start working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted, you have to kill the closest person to you no matter what now.I wish for a better KSP demo. And more vanilla planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Granted. No one buys the game now, and development halts due to lack of funds.I wish for a despotic monarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, the first one to be executed is you.I wish an anonymous person donated $250 billion to NASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but they spend it all on snacks.I wish that I could possess objects and influence their movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, you send one into your eye by mistakeI wish I was a jedi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rasheed Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, You accidentally cut your head off while playing with the lightsaber.I wish to make Guyana can into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) Granted, you get killed on the first launchI wish for world peace. Edited February 11, 2014 by Pockrtplanesairways wrong thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, the world splits into pieces.I wish that the south of England is no longer flooded, and instead the water is stored as ice at the poles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted. The ice melts again.I wish Poland can into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted. This space happens to be a few meters away from the event horizon of a black hole.I wish for more free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, you receive an additional femtosecond of freetimeI wish for a better keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pockrtplanesairways Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, it doesn't work though.I wish for a bacon flavored lays chips in a full bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick7892 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Granted but YOU are the chips.I wish for people to understand me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuni Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Granted, but they don't care.I wish for love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Granted, you are loved by a deadly razor bladed Scyther.I wish for a pointless button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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