Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[aceassasin]

granted, but now they are OP and the game is no fun anymore.

I wish i could come up with a more creative wish.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. You spontanisouly combust

I wish I can fix this bug...

[Sir_Tramalot]

Granted, but 16051234725482639472874978367237286578326759536242818973802 Bugs are made in the process.

I wish for the letter Q.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, you now get the letter Q on your keyboard and nothing else.

I wish more people would play in the forum games.

[Annoyingorbits]

granted, but a huge flood of people means people keep getting wishsniped

I wish I had a Pocket watch that can turn me and people into cartoon horsies (you know what I'm on about)

[aceassasin]

Granted, you can't turn back because the watch needs hands not hooves to operate.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

[Starwhip]

Granted, it gets even colder.

I wish for faster internet

[Bioman222]

Granted. It runs away.

I wish for more literal responses.

[Annoyingorbits]

granted, this wish is so literal it is nonexistent

I wish I could be human again (STORY CONTINUITY WUUUT)

[Starwhip]

Granted, but you forget that you wished to be human and turn back.

I wish I had some CAKE. (hint, hint)

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it is a lie.

I wish for pie. (Hey, that rhymes!)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, pie flavor

I wish for a Pegasus Device

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it is used on you.

I wish for a cream soda.

[Starwhip]

Granted, but someone else has it.

I wish for a TARDIS

[toolofdarkness]

granted but its stuck in a blow up cycle

i wish i had a Ise

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, it is full of ponies and sub

I wish to have a box full of lyra plushies

[toolofdarkness]

granted but they are exploding lyra plushies

i wish i had a off switch for my mind

[Starwhip]

Granted, but since your mind is off you can't turn it back on.

I wish for better graphics

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, now you need a computer with the power of the earth (H2G2 ref)

I wish of more FIM ref

[briansun1]

granted but it gets old from everyone using them that and no one understands what FIM really is

I wish for 42

[Starwhip]

Granted, you die because the truth is too much.

I wish I knew why this thread goes off in so many different directions.

[impwarhamer]

Granted, but you die because the truth was not enough.

I wish I owned a better computer.

[Starwhip]

Granted. You are awarded with a NASA super-comuter solely dedicated to KSP and the internet. However, out of jealousy for your ability to create massive crafts with no FPS drop, several hundred users decide to DDOS you while physically assaulting your home to uncover the technology you have.

Best. Post. Ever.

I wish I had some food.

[Bioman222]

Granted. It is poisonous, though.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

[Rage097]

Granted. It's full of pure Potasium and begins to violently react with the saliva in your mouth.

I wish for more time to do what I enjoy.