Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[aceassasin]

granted, it is your premature demise.

I wish Jeb, Bill, and Bob had orange eva suits.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but they don't come with helmets.

I wish for 2wscvgytredfgy64e87yfht54e8we7tur329873weu.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, it is the password for launching all the nukes in the world and destroy the human race...

I wish I could talk to cupcake moar.

[Annoyingorbits]

Cupcake? Granted, but you end up making cupcakes in Sugar Cube Corner, and you know the rest...

I wish for STOP! You violated the law!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Time stop, it's the end of univers

I wish see less MLP thingny on Internet

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but the world is in chaos cause not enough people can love and tolerate

I wish for SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!

[aceassasin]

Granted he murders you.

I wish mrrpamplemousse would accept the fact he is a brony.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, I accept the fact and start posting pony everywhere and it's the end of the Internet

I wish Aceassassin, Briansun1 and M.Wolfy stop trying to make me join the Herd

Edited October 16, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[aceassasin]

Granted we stop trying and use extreme force instead.

I wish I wasn't in school.

[Annoyingorbits]

(I'm in the herd too...)

Granted, you aren't in school for the rest of your life and don't get a job.

I wish I had the skills to make a pony version of this

(It's a good video, I suggest watching the whole thing)

[mrrpamplemousse]

(Oh noooo, the rule 34.2 blaster hit a thing once again!)

Granted, you don't see that somebody have done it before

I wish that I can change the rule of the internet to rule it (like how we change a variable to affect a program)

[Starwhip]

Granted, but the CIA come after you because you hacked the internet.

I wish that I could download version 0.22...

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, but it's corrupted

I wish more people understand this

[Starwhip]

Granted, but you forget.

I wish I could understand it too.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but because of it you EXPLODE!

I wish for more boosters!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Now the thing with moar booster don't have moar struct so it collapse in a giant boom

I wish to be able to quick save IRL

[Hammaneggs]

Granted, but the save gets corrupted and you die in a car crash.

I wish that the Mun was made of cheese.

[Starwhip]

Granted. The Kraken eats it.

I wish that I could fly. (What could possibly go wrong?)If you've read Hitchhiker's you know what I'm talking about.

[Hammaneggs]

Granted, but you think about the ground.

I wish that Kerbin City was completed already.

[Dooz]

Granted someone crashes a huge ship into it destroying everything

I wish i had 99999999999999999999999999$

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but they're coming for you dave, (Red dwarf anyone) you have all the world's money, and the federal agents are here to arrest you.

I wish I could step outside into the sunlight without saying HISSS!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granded, you imidiatly combust

I wish my rocket could go farther that the runway

Edited October 17, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse
Fixing typo

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but it can only cross the RUNEway, not the runway.

I wish I had my own Tumblr comic dub.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, it's ask princess molestia

I wish to have good 2d animation skils

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but you make cupcakes.

I wish that communism was a working system.