Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, Oopsie, grey goo accident!

I wish to create a new kind of virus

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish I had something better to do than stalk the forums all day.

[Firenexus13]

Granted, now you can stalk the kerbals all day

i wish for a billion dollars; in my bank account. (:L)

[Galileo Kerbonaut]

Granted, but the next day you receive a 2 billion dollars bill.

I wish for something to rhyme on orange.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It becomes the most horrible, offensive word that ever existed.

I wish society wasn't so ridiculous.

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted, you become the only ridiculous one

i wish I could memorize books after reading them once.

[Madrias]

Granted, but your brain now has the memory limit of KSP and will crash whenever you've memorized 3 books in a row.

I wish that I had a space ship.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, No fuel...

I wish that I was a space engeneer.

[Spyritdragon]

Granted... but they always let Jebediah pilot whatever you make

I wish i was a time engineer

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, the time-paradox police is tracking you

I wish I was a time lord

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, you don't wanna go.

(What I'm on about:

)

I wish New doktor whu would change it's release date to sooner, I can't watch new doctor who and new MLP at the same time.

[Tobbzzzz]

Granted, it sucks

I wish for a Krona (noone will ever now)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, you can't use it and the nearest bank is at 1000 km from you

I wish for magical science

[Starwhip]

Granted. Since science is now magic, magic is now science.

I wish for more time to play KSP.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, you can't stop playing it

I wish for inquisition

[MC.STEEL]

Granted, you can't stop playing it

I wish for inquisition

Granted but its on YOU.

I wish i was crazy.

[Starwhip]

Granted. Your brain enlarges to such extent that your head explodes.

I wish I was hypointelligent.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, you are stupid

I wish to have comprensive friends

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, here I am! *Braeburn Smile*

Half-corruption rite der.

I wish I had my own Tumblr Comic strip (I've got an amazing idea for it!)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, rule 34 (Déja-vue?)

I wish you had a Tumblr comic strip (If you do it, would you send me a link for it?)

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, it's like you said, R34 D:

(I'd need an art commision first, but those are pretty easy to get nowadays, and yeah I'd linky you)

I wish for rules of the Universe, EG: Rule 34: If it exists, there's Antimatter, no exceptions

[briansun1]

granted but he send me the link instead of you(but really send me a link)

I wish for the ISE thread back

damn ninjas

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, it became a mods thread

I wish for anti ninja systeme

[Bioman222]

Granted, but it works by running on the power of YOUR SOUL.

I wish for this thread not to have this happen to it:

Hmmm well, chat threads are frowned upon here these days, and it looks like this has become one, so I guess the game's over then :/

Time at the bar gentlemen...

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, But it gets to 500 pages and is shut down anyways

I wish my mouse would work.