Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Sun]

Granted, but you have all of it.

I wish for a ringed planet in KSP.

[minimuffin]

You become hungry too, as well as the animals in your near vicinity.....

I wish that the metric system was adopted everywhere.

[Sun]

Granted, but it is in Martian, and no one can use it, leaving the whole world in chaos.

I wish for those annoying AT&T commercials coming on every minute.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. They start playing them back to back for a full day straight due to an unnoticed computer malfunction on thanksgiving day.

I wish you could cook a turkey using a rocket engine.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Since it is a rocket engine, it burns.

I wish Canadian and American Thanks Giving weren't on different dates

[quasarrgames]

Granted. but all the turkeys were incinerated in rocket engine furnaces, leaving Canada and america in chaos. america launches all its nukes at china and russia, causing world war 3, which ends in all life on earth being obliterated.

i wish magic was real

[Noname117]

Granted, but it can only be used to convert gold into rocket engine furnaces.

I wish the rocket engine furnaces were more environmentally friendly.

[OdinYggd]

Granted. The powers that be make it so that you have to have a license to operate them.

I wish I had a bigger oven.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted, by Chance, it is a rocket engine

I wish for the humans to destroy themselfs

[minimuffin]

There are no humans to buy soda from you, so you are forever alone.

I wish that computer viruses were gone.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. i want that too, so i won't corrupt your wish.

I wish there was a war between the kerbals and the humans.

[vexx32]

Granted, but you end up on the losing side and are imprisoned and tortured to death as a war criminal.

I wish for mist.

[Noname117]

Granted, but the mist soon becomes blinding fog, and you accidentally walk into a rocket furnace and get cooked to death.

I wish rocket furnaces could cook bacon instead of just turkeys and vexx

[quasarrgames]

Granted, but since it's a rocket furnace, it turns it to ash. that's kind of the point of a rocket furnace.

I wish everyone in the world had my personality and way of thinking.

[Dart980]

Granted. But you get bored quickly.

I wish 0.23 to be released on my birthday.

[tygoo7]

Granted, but they change the update so it turns into a copy of Farming Simulator 2013 and not a Space Simulator.

I wish that the Falcon 9 could launch soon.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted, It is delayed again

I wish for the Universe to implode

[Goodle...]

Granted, but you imploded as a result of the destruction.

i wish for nothing

[quasarrgames]

granted. nothing.

me wishz dat gremer poliz did'nut egzizt

[Noname117]

Granted, but over time people stop understanding each other, and you die when someone shoots you because you asked for a drink while they thought you were saying that you had a bomb.

I wish for a grammar police state.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. They get overrun by the 1337ists.

I wish the Big Three was reopened.

[aceassasin]

granted, but they are instantly filled with ponies.

I wish for the above wish to be granted.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, but you derail them... again... with ponies... grrrr...

I wish aceassasin was wiped off this forum.

[vexx32]

Granted, but entering any of the three causes your computer to become sentient and murder you instantly.

I wish for a notebook.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It's a death note with your name in it.

I wish I understood your corruption of my wish.