Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted but your now alone with lot of other being alone

i wish to don't like that spaceballs caravan darkness enlight me

Edited June 2, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
Ici je m'assoie et rêve, à de si tendre rime; MY sentence use multi linguistic phoenetics et c'est un alexandrin pas - or +

[bones6966]

granted but i dont understand what you want so you get a pony.

I wish i could stop reading all 696 pages of this stuff

[WinkAllKerb'']

yup granted but a door to a new secret world pop in front you and you are curious

i wish a blank contrary in contrast of curiousity

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted, you get a voided memory vessel with inhibited cognition.

I wish I could heal like Wolverine.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted you heal yourself, and fight some other x-men without even remembering why you meet them in a deadly fight scene instead of a mongolian yourt sharing beer local equivalence.

i wish i ve never met testuo dealer

Edited June 3, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''
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[Fox Arcana]

Granted, you never met anyone in your life except your parents and now have a cube for a companion.

I wish names would start making sense again.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Granted, they now do, and you don't know wich to follow |

I wish what you just granted to be true.

[Omicron314]

Granted. Your wish is true. That is all.

I wish this wish was false.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Yup, granted but you had no idea what wwf mean at all and some is ecstatic that you now know a very very very very very very little BiT(e) of what wii know

I wish for no more microwave

Edited June 3, 2014 by WinkAllKerb''

[cziken20]

Granted, but under one condition - the universe will stop existing.

I wish for more ponies everywhere.

[Guest]

Granted! But they really are "Everywhere" so the planet is overpopulated with ponies... You get kicked in the balls every 2 seconds by pony's hooves... Have fun!

I wish I was a redhead.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. See ya later, soul!

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[InterCity]

Granted. You're getting bored because your to-do-list was completed yesterday, one month ahead of schedule.

I wish I didn't have to poke around in people's guts in my job.

[Floppster]

Granted, you get Grelzak's job of rectal probing instead.

I wish for mad skills yo.

[InterCity]

Granted. You are locked into asylum for being mad.

I wish for a pet rock.

[Starwhip]

Granted. Mt. Everest is now in what was once your bedroom, with you underneath it.

I wish for pie.

[Floppster]

Granted, but the never ending decimals make you so stuffed that you want to puke. From now on, you can't even stand the thought of pi.

I wish for a DVD of that Garfield show from 15 years ago or something.

[suclearnub]

Granted, but it's scratched beyond repair.

I wish for my own rocket.

[Overfloater]

Granted - It's a SSTO rocket that can reach the moon and return, fuel is free, but the universe has been patched up and the stacked intakes in the fuel tank make the rocket go boom.

I wish for (prepared) bacon & eggs.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted but they eat you then each other before you can do what you expected

i wish nothing.

[Floppster]

Granted. The universe is no more.

I wish for winter.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted.

I wish for summer.

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted the earth move @pix~+-n/lambdaexpepsilon due to this you can't enjoy it as your no longer there

I still wish nothing.

[Vaporo]

The genie becomes enraged and attacks you.

I wish for my next wish to come out exactly the way I want it to.

Edited June 4, 2014 by Vaporo

[WinkAllKerb'']

granted you attack yourself

i wish i can't sleep due to your effort guys make some pls ( any boys in the girls within the hood ? huhu)