CakeNinjaProductions Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted. You are responsible for the lives of billions of aliens and they revolt and kill you within days.Ojalá yo hablaba español. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Did you translate that using Google Translate?Granted. You can only say the word español.I wish I was a wittle babby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Did you translate that using Google Translate?Granted. You can only say the word español.I wish I was a wittle babby.Granted. However, mudkips now hate babbys and they sacrifice you to the mudkipz god.I wish I didn't have oral fixation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 I don't know what the hell that is so you get antimatter instead.I wish Absolute zero was achievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakeNinjaProductions Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted. Someone turns it into a superweapon and freezes most of humankind.I wish I could catch them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted. Now what?I wish I hadn't added IRC to the forums on my list of addictions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakeNinjaProductions Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted. Now you will forever live with the desire to add IRC to the forums on your list of addictions, but are forever unable to and never know why.I wish I had some badges from some forum challenges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted, but they cause some kind of error and your account is deleted by the NSA for suspicious activity, in order to sign up again you must first hack into the NSA database and release your account restrictions.I wish the internet wasn't so un-private. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuriski Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted. The internet no longer exists.I wish for the internet to exist again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 404 wish not found.... *Universe implodes*I wish MLP didn't exist... (Yes, I am an anti-brony.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesonicgalaxy Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) I don't know what the hell that is so you get antimatter instead.I wish Absolute zero was achievable.But..you didn't grant my wish :C..G..granted...I honestly can't think of a way to ruin this wish because you're already dumb enough for being an anti-brony. So...You're IQ is then lowered even more? Yeah, that. Let's move on from MLP now.I wish I had good friends outside of the internet. Edited May 30, 2014 by Thesonicgalaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted! You'll meet them in school in August!I wish Kessler syndrome happened. (For science) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. We can now no longer leave Earth. Ever.I wish for this Flareon to cool down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted! But I am so cooled down I leave Earth inhabitable after I made an Ice age after so much cooling down.I wish people were more logical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. People are only the slightest bit more logical.I wish to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Someone attempts to assassinate you, but another person gets in the way, and dies. The assassin is caught. You live.I wish for water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. It's mixed with poison and you die.I wish Poland could into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suclearnub Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Poland engineers play Kerbal Space Program.I wish to have more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. You have more time to be a baby. You waste all of it babbling and chewing on things.I wish I was a baby forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) Granted, unfortunately you made some more clone even more than expectedI wish weak witch to use curse a smoother way. Edited May 31, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' adjustement that compute ;) original was denied thanks red for noticing me that i not formaluted well ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Denied?! Does not compute.Your wish is granted. You have a lubricated mouse for using Curse.I wish I didn't have to work this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) Granted by empathy *editon* then you feel the pain all around the rock like never before and like it's your own because you have no focus thanks to usual week work. *editoff*I wish longer night & day near each pole. Edited May 31, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) I'm not sure you understand how this game works. You grant the wish, then describe how the wish is corrupted so it's not such a good thing. Like so:Granted. Earth's axial tilt goes to 90 degrees, causing tremendous upheaval in weather systems across the globe.Edit: The irony is palpable in describing how to play the game then forgetting to make my own wish. Edited May 31, 2014 by Red Iron Crown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted, you made a wish by subconscient ommission but it has unexpected result.Wish consciouness and subconsciouness to be more friendly each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. They now both hate your guts.I wish for a dish of fish named Trish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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