Tery215 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. You made a better decision than making this wish, then you lose your decision making superpowers.I wish that paradoxes didn't stop time travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted they do not you just can only go one way forward.I wish there was a private space agency that sent 3 people to the iss of their own every 10 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. They go broke and can't afford to send the last 3 people back, so they die. Too bad you were chosen to go there...I wish I was the best footballz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. You are sold to some kid, who hates you. He turns you into the worst footballz (using necromancy), and you spend the rest of your footballiness in a grave, being yelled at and hated every year.I wish for magic fists like the ones on Minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aghanim Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. But every time you try to hit someone it hits you insteadI wish I have a supercomputer in my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. Your house catches fire because of enormous amounts of heat it produces.I wish for google goggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. You look like an idiot now. x-]I wish to live in a log cabin on pluto with sufficient food & air and with wi-fi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. The Great Firewall of Pluto only allows you to access MySpace and One Direction's website.I wish I could shapeshift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted: You tested your new ability by shifting into a cockroach, and then realize you could only shift once.I wish to have my own intergalactic cargo ship which I'll know how to fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted, but you begin being trailed by Space Banditos. Happy flight! ;DI wish I could leave the Hotel California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. Hotel California has engulfed the entire planet, and the only way you COULD leave it would be to launch a rocket and send it into Venus, which is way worse.I wish I was launched to venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtHeckard Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. You are launched to Venus, but moments after stepping out of you capsule and making a monumental statement, the atmospheric heat melts your visor sucking all of the air out of your suit/lungs suffocating you to death.I wish Kerbin was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Granted. The laws of physics change to accommodate its life-bearing properties, thus destroying life on earth and causing the explosion of every star (except Kerbol and some brown dwarves).I wish that saving images was as easy as rendering images on the computer. (Only changing the properties of the first) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 granted, people go blind as a result i wish that many of the people(the people i meet day to day, definitely not the people here) were less stupid at times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. You are really stupid in comparison nowI wish i had a pet rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. It runs away.I wish for something clever to type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted:I don't think i need to say more.I wish for something stupid to type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but it's in a foreign language.I wish for a free infinite money dispenser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. It actually dispenses antimony.I wish for less double-line enters in the internets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. It's replaced with triple line enters.I wish for a smartphone or tablet that can play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. However, the smartphone is powered by witchcraft. (Not android or intel.)You sacrifice 3 years of your life every time you play an hour of KSP on that phone.I wish the future came and punched everyone but me in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) Granted. It kicks you in the face instead.I wish for a flashlight. Edited May 24, 2014 by Noname117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted. No batteries inside.I wish for a business class ticket from Stockholm to NY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Granted, but the flight crashes in the Atlantic.I wish for a personal, small, orbital rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXIndestructibleEVAXx Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 granted, the flight fails and you are left floating in space towards the suni wish i was made out of a neutron star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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