Noname117 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) You get one, but your human friend becomes a dry, loyal, ghost-devourer who eats the ghost before you can tell him not to. Your plan fails as only 2 people are killed, and their families sue you for a couple million each.I wish I owned a Gloster F. MK.3 meteor jet fighter in War Thunder Edited July 28, 2014 by Noname117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike9606 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) You get one, but your human friend becomes a dry, loyal, ghost-devourer who eats the ghost before you can tell him not to. Your plan fails as only 2 people are killed, and their families sue you for a couple million each.I wish I owned a Gloster F. MK.3 meteor jet fighter in War ThunderGranted, but an update comes out and nerfs it massively and give it a ridiculosuly high BR.I wish I had a game where I could just drive a Tiger (Tank) around and blow stuff up. War Thunder is becoming a Grindfest Pay to progress game.(I seriously want a game where I can do that though) Edited July 28, 2014 by mike9606 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It takes up 100 terabytes (100,000 GB!), and completely crashes the internet AND your computer. Making your computer explode in your face.I wish for this wish to not be a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It is a spoken desire.I wish I clicked Sun's siggy letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike9606 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but the link is broken.I want a Panzer VI (Tiger Tank) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. A tiger (feline) with health points 5 times that of a normal tiger, considered a juggernaut, final boss, tank, or supertiger, comes out of the ground.I wish I was finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Game over for your wish.I wish I was a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lundmunchkins Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. Have fun playing with your rabid cheetah.I wish for internet peace. An end to all flame wars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. Internet peace is achieved by the only possible means: By turning off the Internet.I wish for all future real life rocket launches to be 100% successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, but without all the fighting, the Internet just isn't the same so you go outside and play instead.I wish for ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. Welcome to Antartica, a land of desolation and hypothermia. It is currently -134 degrees Fahrenheit, and you are butt naked.I wish for my feet to be warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. They are on fire.I wish for clean, renewable energy to supplant fossil fuels in the next ten years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. They are on fire/melting.I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as an f5 tornado destroys your house and everything for the next few miles.I wish for an epic, loyal, friendly, non-shedding puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It has a mind control parasite which causes it to eat your eyes and brain while you're sleeping.I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as a rogue wave destroys your house and everything for the next few miles.I wish for potato chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as a rogue wave destroys your house and everything for the next few miles.I wish for potato chips.Granted, but they taste of muddy rubber boots.I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no destruction. (Good luck corrupting this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as a plague strain passes by, killing you and everyone for the next few miles. :-[I wish to die slowly & painfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. Welcome to space. You don't have a space suit.I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no death or destruction. (Good luck corrupting this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It is a comfortable 70 degrees Fahrenheit as thousands of cockroaches invade your house and everything for the next few miles.I wish Sun would be more specific about his wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Sorry, I can't grant you that one.I wish for it to be spring. A world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no death, destruction, disorder, or anything bad. (Good luck corrupting this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted. It's a world of comfortable temperatures and completely clear weather. No big waves. Just completely calm and no death, destruction, disorder, or anything bad. On the side of the planet which is opposite to yours, that is. :]I wish I had internet in my head. So I could surf it when i'm at work, watch youtube, download stuff & transfer files to computer via bluetooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketscientistV Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Granted, bluetooth has no security and the code is 000.I wish that that everyone new our history and how the universe works. Edited July 28, 2014 by RocketscientistV Grammar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) 404 wish not detected: User must be vaporized. Close one! you almost got shot with a plasma gun.Granted: a superior alien race knows how the universe works, knows our history and our weaknesses, and they're coming to take over Earth.I wish for a slice of bread with butter and some caviar. Edited July 28, 2014 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketscientistV Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Granted, the bread is out of date and the butter is high in cholesterol.(I dont know what caviar is.) I wish that skylon exists today and that fares are lower to go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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