Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tery215]

Granted. Your new dressing gown is a hollow sphere of fabric.

I wish for 7 * 10^5 joules of energy to spontaneously appear.

[zxczxczbfg]

Granted. Unfortunately the laws of physics prevent that, so an equivalent amount of matter is obliterated to generate it. I wish for Ragnarok.

[Sun]

Granted.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, your head exploded.

I wish i had a RATOG!

[cantab]

Granted. It goes Foosh!!! and sets you on fire. You die over the course of a month in untreatable agony.

I wish I wasn't thristy.

[DovaJeb]

Granted, you get so filled with water you explode. Your welcome.

I wish for some Bagel Bites.

[Sun]

Granted. They look like bagel bites, but are made of Plutonium.

I wish KSP PSK hsiw I

[cantab]

Granted. KSP has psychokinesis. Get Jeb in a bad situation and he'll respond by slamming you against the opposite wall. If you really pee him off, you'll be blown clean through it and your charred shell will end on an Earth escape trajectory.

I wish Earth actually had a new Sun each day, and the old one went away.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. The new Sun occasionally spams up the planet with pictures of mud and Frozen.

(Sorry Sun, couldn't resist.)

I wish I had more willpower.

[cicatrix]

Granted, but your willpower is now defined as the amount of your willwork per second.

I wish I could make any wish come true.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are put into a wish granting factory, where you must provide the energy for every wish that the fairy grants. It's a lot of energy to create matter.

I wish for some iodine.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted, you get some purple iodine gas. P.s. Iodine is a pruple gas.

i wish for a B-747!

[Tery215]

Granted. I think it's a boeing 747, but I just give you a little toy that goes "boing".

I wish for a medical cancer gun.

[megatiger78]

granted. you get a medic weapon for all games that gives targets cancer.

I wish to fly

[Overfloater]

Granted, but of course, you pay for the flight ticket.

I wish my room and my bathroom/shower were one building. It's freaking COLD outside! (o_O)

[Noname117]

Granted. None of the rooms in the building have heating, so now it's freaking COLD inside too! (o_0)

I wish I could build SSTOs as large as Overfloater's

[megatiger78]

granted. you steal overfloaters designs and pretend there yours.

I wish to fall of a cliff into exploding fish and not die or be in a coma or get hurt.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. You can build them, but you can't fly them to see if they actually work.

I wish to be a god.

Ninja'd! Anyway. Granted. The fish smells so badly you wish you were dead.

[Overfloater]

I wish to be a god.

Granted, you don't exist.

I wish to be burned alive, and that it would be very painful.

[Sun]

Granted. That's already bad enough that I can't corrupt it further.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Noname117]

You steal overfloater's wishes and pretend they were yours (reference to a wish corruption used against me just a little bit ago). Now you also get burned alive in a wish bad enough to be unable to be corrupted further.

I wish for a decent warship in KSP

[Overfloater]

Granted: Hundreds of decent enemy warships constantly foil your space program's plans. =(

I wish to live horribly ever after.

[Noname117]

Granted. But it turns out that the universe is highly unstable, so "living horribly ever after" only lasts a few seconds before you completely cease to exist.

I wish I hadn't been too lazy to change my avatar picture and signature from my Christmas images during the summer.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. However, Christmas is re-scheduled to take place in summer and you are too lazy to correct it back, so you didn't have your Christmas images during Christmas in July.

I wish for a small (1 meter diameter) bottomless hole to form in my backyard.

[Ikaneko]

Granted: it's a very small black hole so you die.

I wish for an inert cake.