EdusacconBR Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 granted, he destroyed reality tooI wish kraken was a part on ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted. One day, while out walking it, you walk past Danny2462. Just being in his presence, the baby kraken swells to a massive size then promptly eats the sun. Your death is very cold.Stop Ninja-ing me! Granted. Danny touches the Kraken part and manages to summon the KSP cthulu, promptly breaking all KSP copiesI wish I had more rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted. You are now required to leave the forum games.I wish Absol was real, and liked everyone, except those that wanted to bring her harm or intense discomfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, but as soon as she wakes up, she is sat on by a Snorlax and can't get up ever. The snorlax will never get up.I wish latios was real, and friendly to my friends and I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 granted, but then he die 1 sec laterI wish i could shift into any aircraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted. The moment you turn into an aircraft, you lose all awareness of who you are, and are no longer sentient. As such, you can not will yourself to do anything, so really you just make an aircraft and died.I wish I wasn't so morbid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Granted, instead you re on the sun surfaceI wish eve was on the position for my transfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, you crash into it at interplanetary speeds.I wish for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted, but he wants to kill youI wish kerbals arrived to earth "PEACEFULLY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but when they join the space program, they ACCIDENTALLY crash everything and everyone dies.I wish for red vs blue season 13 to be on netflix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted, its on netflix after season 20 was releasedI wish i could control atoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted. You can already do that on a large scale, though, so nothing happens.I wish for the ability to turn any object visible or invisible at will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted, but they re all unstable and high explosiveI wish i could breath underwater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but ONLY underwater.I wish for a new dragonball series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted, it so crappy that people want to suicide after watching iti wish brasil dominated the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted. The entire surface of the world has been converted to Brazil. Lacking any oceans, biomes collapse and weather systems run amok. As the last few inhabitants of this new world contemplate their fate, an old gaucho proposes one last game of football (soccer) before the end.I wish I could be on the ballot for the US presidential elections next year -- not win, but just be on the ballot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted, but then you win, and you re the worst president everi wish i could change my size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted. Your options are microscopic or 10 feet tall. Nothing in between.I wish that people were smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 granted, but now you re dumbI wish i could HUE BR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but the people in your comic get replaced with better drawn, nicer looking characters.I wish to control the forum games section! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, you have to moderate EVERYTHING yourself. And if you fail, you die.I wish for pgiahshjugoadp;gnfioql7naikfgqoerwybolwknlwoubyg'au[nj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but somewhere along the line one letter is screwed up, and instead you get pgiahshjugoadp;gnfilql7naikfgqoerwybolwknlwoubyg'a u[njI wish Dark hadn't posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted, but I thought you said roasted, so I mashed my potatoes instead.I wish I was the Banana king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Granted. You get into a war with the cucumber king and are beheaded.I wish the forum was actually active today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Granted, it goes out for some exercise.I wish I was capable of owning the best computer ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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