cubinator Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Granted, but the speed of light is 2.6 m/s (distances remain the same). I wish I didn't have to sleep, but could still choose to do so anytime I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Granted. Your blood is now extra-strength coffee. Have fun. I wish that I could see a sunrise on Eve without blowing up everything but my capsule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Granted but after you see it, you need to go back home but you run out of fuel half way up through Eve's atmosphere and you crash. I wish college has started already, I am still waiting for 7:45 a.m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Granted. You're late to class. I wish for accurate news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 14 hours ago, TrainEngie said: Granted. You're late to class. I wish for accurate news. Granted, you will only see news that has been confirmed accurate after a decade of research. I wish El nino were finished like for real, not in theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Granted. The earth is destroyed. I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Not granted due to violation of rule 1. I wish I had a nice standard-sized choc-ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, cantab said: Not granted due to violation of rule 1. I wish I had a nice standard-sized choc-ice. Granted, you discover coywolf poo on your shoe after walking in a snowy forest. I wish I had a house on a beach with only pretty girls on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Granted, but you can never visit the house because you have too much work. I wish for Obi-Wan's disembodied voice to give me advice when I need it most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Granted. From a certain point of view. I wish I had a Star Trek Fabricator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Andem said: Granted. From a certain point of view. I wish I had a Star Trek Fabricator. Granted but it only makes what is requested of someone in front of another fabricator. I wish rain could be turned on and off like the tap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you can never quite turn it all the way off, it always has a drip. I wish... Spoiler ...you hadn't revealed these hidden contents. Edited June 3, 2016 by EliasDanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 I'll leave that wish for the next person to grant, from their point of view. .egaugnal tfel-ot-thgir a saw hsilgnE hsiw I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 hour ago, cantab said: I'll leave that wish for the next person to grant, from their point of view. .egaugnal tfel-ot-thgir a saw hsilgnE hsiw I I wish i could read English backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 .backwards words say to used I !again go I There I wish George Carlin had something new to say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 On 1 de junio de 2016 at 10:27 PM, TrainEngie said: Granted. You're late to class. I wish for accurate news. Actually... I was inside the classroom already. 12 hours ago, Xorth Tanovar said: .backwards words say to used I !again go I There I wish George Carlin had something new to say... Granted, he says it in 9.341x10^92848292 years. I wish my wishy wish gets wishily wishy (waiting for sleep) gets corrupted -(if you corrupt it you actually made my wish true and did not actually corrupt it, it is a paradox!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Q-ver KSP said: Actually... I was inside the classroom already. Granted, he says it in 9.341x10^92848292 years. I wish my wishy wish gets wishily wishy (waiting for sleep) gets corrupted -(if you corrupt it you actually made my wish true and did not actually corrupt it, it is a paradox!) antedGrae I wish folks would not try to paradoxical with their wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Granted. As Yoda would say, made or made not, their paradoxical wishes are, try they shall not. I wish I could unscramble an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 3 hours ago, cantab said: Granted. As Yoda would say, made or made not, their paradoxical wishes are, try they shall not. I wish I could unscramble an egg. Granted, we scramble you so now the egg appears unscramble to you. I wish every creature could fly except birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Granted, but birds are the only intelligent creatures. I wish I could be granted a finite but arbitrarily large number of wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Granted, but they are all the same wish you just wished I wish I there was a rope ladder to the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Granted, you there are a rope ladder to the moon. i wish i had more time to kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, EliasDanger said: Granted, you there are a rope ladder to the moon. i wish i had more time to kerbal. Granted, but your computer broke. I wish I flew rockets better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 13 hours ago, Lo Var Lachland said: Granted, but your computer broke. I wish I flew rockets better. Granted, but they are all cheap plastic toy rockets. I wish NASA would let us play/test fire the Saturn V full sized model at space center houston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 granted, but you must stand in the nozzle once the rocket is firing i wish for cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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