Naked Horizon

[Felsmak]

Here is yet another poem about the Great Naked Space Man, this time in the form of a parody of the movie Event Horizon.

Here's a transcription of the text:

A really cool spaceship had once disappeared.

It travelled with portals and looked kind of weird.

"We built it from scratch", all the governments lied.

But lo and behold what was hidden inside!

The Great Naked Space Man, all captured and bound.

With powerful magnets in arcs all around.

Then one day that spaceship appeared next to Jool.

Now that was just scary. And not at all cool!

So Bill, Bob and Jeb were all sent on a trip.

A long trip to Jool and the strange, ghostly ship.

They hoped that it still would have crewmen around.

But all that was left was recordings of sound.

Recordings where screams could be heard as they played.

From Great Naked Man Space, where those had been made.

To Great Naked Man Space this ship would return.

Unless they could break it and hide in the stern.

There, in the bow, was a hunk in distress.

Those eyes could buy Russia; the hair little less.

It spoke, and it simply said "Jeb, come to me!"

And now he just knew that he must set it free.

His friends tried to stop him. But they were too late.

The Space Man Drive started and sealed the team's fate.

And here are a few pictures of the spaceship and the mysterious dimension known only as Great Naked Man Space:

[TheCardinal]

Odd that noone has posted a remark here, good or bad.

Well, i liked it and it IS a good parodie on Event Horizon.