The Stanley Thread

[megatiger78]

no, no no no, Stanley went through the RED door. not the GREEN door. having gone in the green door, stanely found negrep and a green hat.

[IcarusBen]

Stanley continued past the blue door and entered the red door. Looking back, he noticed a green door, where his coworker Stanely was gazing over negrep and a green hat. Dismissing it as a small typo and color-blindness on megatiger78's part, Stanley continued down the red door's hallway, where he came across a ringing telephone.

[megatiger78]

Stanley then went back because he had found his coworkers behind the green door

[Sampa]

No,Stanley, go back to your...oh nevermind...he just bolted down the hall

[megatiger78]

having found his co-workers, they all decided to find and attack the narrator

[Noname117]

Stanley and his coworkers come to a room where there are 3 doors, a blue door, an orange door, and a yellow door labelled "narrator." When they turn around, the passageway behind them has vanished.

[megatiger78]

they go through the yellow door and find a button labelled: "8" this must be the narrators control room. it appears he has escaped

[IcarusBen]

Stanley pushes the button that says 8, only to realize that said button would result in the complete destruction of this world.

This is the 8 ending.

Let's restart... ...tratser s'teL

Stanley decided to go up to the board room. Perhaps he had simply missed a memo.

[Dodgey]

Upon arriving at the board room Stanley discovers that no one is there and has a sudden bout of Déjà vu.[h=3][/h]

[KerbinW365]

Stanley finds a magenta door that doesn't seem to have originated here. He opens the door and finds a strange, white oval-shaped object standing on three black legs.

[InterCity]

Stanley! What the heck are you doing?! Don't even think about poking that thing!

Stanley pokes the thing...

[megatiger78]

[Activated] thepowerof10cahrscompelsyoutonotreadthis

[RogueMason]

Alas, Stanley being the incompetent imbecile that he is, he finds himself riddled with a truly astonishing amount of bullets. I mean, really Stanley? I told you to trust me and just get on with the story. Did I do something to you in another life that means you hate me regardless of the situation at hand? I just don't get it, help me understand your motivations here. Well, I suppose you can't now, you're dead. Sigh. Perhaps after the next restart you'll get some sense into that head of yours.

Turret ending? Icarus decides as per the OP, but that's an ending right there. Stanley could spring right back up again if Icarus should choose.

[Bill Phil]

Turns out those bullets were holographic, Stanley. You got lucky! Next time you might not be so lucky.

Stanley walks to the next room...

[Newt]

As he walks inside, Stanley is struck by the sheer immensity of the room, and its near complete lack of adornment. He strolls around for some minutes, and eventually comes across a cat.

[megatiger78]

Stanley strokes the cat.

[Prof. Endwalker]

Narrator: Stanley find a certain pattern in stroking the cat, which would open another door, or he could pet in the incorrect way to open another do- Fine Stanley. Go on ahead into the wrong door. Little does Stanley know that the room is filled with-

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[KerbinW365]

Turrets. Lots of them, Red unblinking eyes. Quick, Stanley! Try to get out of this mess! If you can.....

You probably can't, obviously, because the door behind you- wait, there IS no door.

[CelticCossack51]

Narrator: The turrets then began singing for Stanley. Stanley then tried to break the walls with the turrets to find a hidden door.

[Ethanadams]

Narrator: stanly if you whant to go through do.... Where's the door? Fine I just make one

[jake9039]

stanly:

*he just sit's around*

[Newt]

The door opens, and several large figures, dressed only in black, approach Stanley.

[megatiger78]

Narrator: they arrest Stanley, for he has committed necromancy.

[jake9039]

Stanly starts talking to them, and they have a tea party

[Ethanadams]

Narrorator

stanly are are you having fun? You should get on track just follow the red line