Improv One Liner Contest

[Fr8monkey]

Online Version Rules

This will run something like a caption contest:

• I will take the first turn.
  
• Whoever's turn it is selects a random subject and selects one or two sentences, and posts these as the category phrase. (Example: Life is like a cell phone...
  

• Players have 24 hours to post their best ending to the category phrase. Please stay in the forum rules.
  

participants make a comment to finish the sentence: ... Always dying when something interesting happens.

• You can only post one entry per game
  
• The original poster selects a winner, and the winner has 24 hours to post the next category phrase.
  

My start:

My day is just like a game of KSP:

[megatiger78]

somwthing always explodes

[worir4]

Go all the way to work then realise I forgot something really important.

[BagelRabbit]

...I'm sitting there, everything seems all nice and stable, and then BAM! there are bits and pieces flying in all directions, one of my eyebrows is gone, and my houseplants are on fire.

[Fr8monkey]

somwthing always explodes

You win...