Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

[TrainEngie]

The Soyuz tastes like soy milk. (A HGR 1.875 rocket parts reference)

[Columbia]

I wish I could tell you about my farming experiences, but it's too corny.

[cantab]

How many atoms in a serving of guacamole? Avocado's Number.

Mako fuel can't melt concrete pillars. Sector 7 was an inside job.

C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey! We don't serve minors!"

The moral of TETRIS: When you fall in line, you disappear.

I was making fun of hipsters before it was cool.

"Comic Sans" is French for "Without Fun". This explains A Lot.

[Mad Rocket Scientist]

A man walks into a bar, and is instantly knocked unconscious. It was a metal bar!!!

A feminist, a monk, and a horse walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting cow w -MOOOO"

"Ma, I miss father!" "Aim more carefully and try again."

Sign on a road:

Cross road

Better humor it

What's the difference between a beaver and a hacker? One logs on, the other is on logs.

What's the difference between a church bell and a pickpocket? One peals for the steeple, the other steals from the people.

I'm done now.

[Columbia]

What kind of European thinks that the world revolves around him?

..A Deutschebag.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i had to bump this one, for some reason, badum tshhh *sigh*

[Human Person]

What did the two oceans say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

[B-STRK]

So @Snark recently moved a thread to the Mission Reports about a solar probe designed to find life on the sun, which sparked a discussion about whether there could be life on the sun for real. He also added that "If anyone would like to have actual scientific discussion about the real-life (no pun intended) possibility of life on the sun or similar things, feel free to spin up a thread in Science & Spaceflight. "

I don't know, Snark. That's bound to be a... heated discussion. 

[WinkAllKerb'']

matrix: "the later a mind awake to what float in the air the more damage it's gonna be able to create, to every reality on others mind surrounding it, then come the question, should mind get awaken on before birth or never get opened before death, but as far as we know that's a question anyone should answer by itself and avergae school , beliefs form as something to do with it, dumbing the environnement for profit well, never bode well"

please remove "selfi", from people brain, thks ... wink ...

you ve to understand selfi just been a name i gave myself for years before everyone start to make selfi everywhere, when i use to have a "normal" life ... and i hate it, i just hate it now ... no better explain available sorry ...

using the word selfi is like give a call to my head let's say ... then brains network of all people using selfi just spad stuff ... how ... no idea

guess, may be i m the earliest longest person called selfi so far by others irl

[insert write a book about it, it's a good sceneri, i won't because of perma flood]

 

Edited October 6, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
oh and don't forget to call the psychatric police ... 'sigh'

[TheKSPBeginner]

What do you get when you cross a Turret with a Laser Shark?

As far away as possible!

[Kernel Kraken]

Without puns, life would  be flat.

Puns aren't my forte, you need a sharp with to get them.

Why do the brass and wind think percussion is the easiest instrument?

Not a single one of them can hold a flippin' stick.

What's so easy now?

If the pessimist sees the glass as half empty, and the optimist sees it as half full, The physicist ducks.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the airport the tower cleared her for take off. *OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BOOOOOM ROASTED*