Omegagoldfish

Igor, the Kommissar, and the NKOTB walk into a bar. We do not speak of what happened next.

So, Igor's the Kerbinator? The shades, the car, the "come with me if you want to live" all seem to fit. Also, did the car go to plaid?

That's a load of bull. Apple is a Windows ripoff.

Aw... I wanted to do that... 3/10 I set a bus on fire and send it into a nitroglycerin factory.

African or European? What is the best sandwich?

Ooh, I need one of those for my torture basement dungeon kitchen. 7/10 Make everyone realize chemistry is mostly math.

mjnsky? Is that you after all these years?

Known for having a crowded signature.

Eh, there's backup OS disks. So I guess it would be inconvenient. 4/10 Locking someone in a small room with no light or sound and feeding them through IV. Then throw them into a death metal concert after a week.

You sadistic monster. I love you. 7/10 Apply invisible ink to everything, and giggle uncontrollably at messages only I can see. Then make them all visible when people get used to the laughter.

NOT IF I DO A THING! TAKE THAT!

I SHALL NOT BE BESTED!

I was blind... Now I see... It is beautiful! IT IS BEAUTIFUL! PRAISE IT! PRAISE IT! Oh, and Space Program.

Refining that further: Pewdiepie sucks and doesn't deserve any money, primarily because he's a hack that just screams at games, (making more money than people who actually work for a living). Waiting for angry preteens club. Want some quality whine?

THIS IS A HAND GRENADE!

Why not pure oxygen? Nice refreshing breeze, anyone? Also can someone rate the other two things I made?

Mislabeling things is the best. What's funny is that it really does explode when you pull the trigger.

Rick Astley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Checkmate!

2/10 not specified to explode when touched. I set an orphanage on fire because they were having their annual Christmas song-and-dance routine.

Be thankful he left on good terms...

5/10 What even is that? No, seriously, I'm fine with abominations from beyond time and your picture confuses me in a way nothing else ever has. Was that intentional?

Harry Potter, sure, let me wave a twig around and yell gibberish.

Thank you and goodbye. It was nice having you.

Bop: Kraken Fh'tagn! Kraken Fh'tagn! IT FLOATS!