TheOrbitalMechanic

"Colliding with planetary rings"

They used to, but COVID caused a shortage of spare tank treads and other maintenance products, so they've mostly stopped. Why are shovels the preferred method of removing snow from walkways, when we could be using flamethrowers?

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"Liquifying on Ovin" "Scooting on Skut" "Sending Bob to Bop" "Roasting marshmallows on Charr"

I think they already confirmed it's coming out in fiscal year 2023. My personal guess as far as advertising/release date goes is that things will continue roughly as they are now (maybe we get a new feature video in the meantime) until about February, at which point KSP 2 will appear at PAX East (or whichever convention happens around that time) with a new gameplay trailer, and likely a more precise release date--I'm also guessing summer or fall.

Alternate spelling of "Fine-Land", as their first words on arriving were, "This place seems fine." Why is the ratio of sunken boats to flying submarines so high?

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Ah yes, a planet-sized sugar orb, from the days when the Celestials ruled the universe. Just because they're space gods doesn't mean they don't also like candy now and then!

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Mmm, organ damage...

"Standing too close to Orion Drive"

In orbit. Spaceflight is the ultimate stunt. Why aren't Kerbals ever shown eating food?

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Plus, icy bodies are somewhat well-known in the public eye. I haven't ever heard of ceramic planets, so it does add a bit more variety to the types of bodies one would encounter.

2381: You walk into the middle of a meeting of the Cult of the Eye Pokers. They poke you in the eye, and you leave.

Sweet! This all looks fantastic!

I thought that was just an example they came up with to illustrate their point, and the shots were of different random planets. Who knows, though. I am excited to see Eve, whenever they do that!

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Perhaps Gurdammen?

Da inner Kerbals na sasa ke zero-g gut, eh beratna? Welwallas...

Because the Mun is fake. Everyone knows it only has one side, and is projected onto the flat skybox by the Kerbilluminati. Where do the Kerbals live when they aren't at the Space Center?

Probably just calibration, so you know how to display the image.

Valentina Vallman, Jeb Donkman...