Create A Ridiculous Building

[Burning For New Frontiers]

Sells kits for constructing buildings instantly, to feed the growing market provided by this thread.

The new building is a mobile, rocket powered Kethane miner and refinery, ....

 

[icantmakemodels]

... Is being built upside-down, and nobody has noticed.

 

This infinite hotel with rooms for all the real numbers...

 

 

 

[cubinator]

Also has imaginary numbered rooms, but you need to go into the fourth dimension to find them.

The school...

[TheSealBrigade]

...that teaches kids how to play video games.

The Space Station...

[icantmakemodels]

... Is in a pocket universe.

 

This [REDACTED - PATENT PENDING]...

[TheSealBrigade]

...is a [REDACTED]

The offshore oil rig...

[astrokerb]

...is frantically being converted to an offshore wave energy and geothermal plant following new environmental regulations.

The underwater colony...

 

[adsii1970]

was a huge success for the millions of roaches living in it.

The underwater observatory...

[TheSealBrigade]

...can't see a darn thing.

This levitating kraken hotel...

[icantmakemodels]

...Is levitating due to phantom forces.

 

This underground facility controlled by an AI...

[TheSealBrigade]

...is called Aperture Science.

This chocolate factory...

[icantmakemodels]

9 minutes ago, TheSealBrigade said:

...is called Aperture Science.

This chocolate factory...

Oh come on. You can do better than that.

This underground facility controlled by an AI...

... Is in an underground facility controlled by an AI...

Edited May 12, 2016 by icantmakemodels

[TheSealBrigade]

...ummmmm - the AI is based on the intelligence of a three year old

This chocolate factory... 

[icantmakemodels]

[Much better, Thank you  ]

... Prodcues rocket fuel chocolate.

This GSV...

 

(LOOK IT UP)

[TheSealBrigade]

Just now, icantmakemodels said:

Prodcues rocket fuel chocolate.

Mmm, my favorite!

...has accidentally left the universe.  Blame the driver.

This completely normal house that was sold by a completely normal retailer...  

[icantmakemodels]

Is Situated on the seaside... the sea is molten titanium.

(Other than the sea of titanium and being on fire, it's a normal house.)

 

This pocket universe...

 

[Gojira1000]

..is filled with lint.

 

This greasy diner ...

[icantmakemodels]

...Doesn't exist.

(At the time of posting you hadn't wrote anything)

 

This pi-shaped building...

Edited May 12, 2016 by icantmakemodels

[max_creative]

Is 3.14159265359 Meters long. 

The totally ordinary building that is totally an ICBM launch pad...

[TheSealBrigade]

...is actually a kitten launcher

This burning house by a sea of molten titanium...

[Andem]

...is the perfect summer retreat!!! Buy now, only $1999.99!!!

 

The building is a fast food joint...

[TheSealBrigade]

...that serves high quality Coelacanth caviar. 

This large laser array on Europa...

[cubinator]

...is run by cats. Good luck getting anything done!

The medieval castle...

[TheSealBrigade]

...Is made off cheese.

This vending machine...

 

[cubinator]

...can somehow fit a blue whale.

The church is...