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The Legend of the Stealth Rover


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Stealth Rover!
Post compilation.

 

Formatted and reposted for a new generation, these are the adventures of Stealth Rover! Probably the largest sneaky rover out. 

Open the spoilers for military mystery and supersize sneakiness. Each post is pretty short.
Do it. You know you want to. 


Nothing to see here....

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I must have been away for too long.

 

 

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KSC is completely overgrown. 

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Nothing sus....

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Nobody panic. :0.0: No invasion here. :0.0:

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Dun dun dun!

 

 

 

 

 

Introduction to Stealth Rover

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Is it a bird?

 

 

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Is it a train?

 

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It's Stealth Rover!

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na Stealth Rover!

 

 

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(omnomnom memorial)

 

Carries two operatives, and allows concealed observation of your surroundings!

 

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No one will ever know!

 

 

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However, it is recommended that the Stealth Rover is piloted in such a way that a minimum of three of the four wheel pairs remain on the structure.

 

 

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Detachment of wheel pairs may result in loss of functionality.

 

 

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 Antarctic Escape

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Thomfred: How did we let enemy spies enter our secret laboratory?

 

 

Jenkin: Doesn't matter, keep your eyes peeled!

 

 

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Jenkin: They can't have got far!

 

 

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Stealth Rover, ♫ Stealth Rover,♪ Stealth Ro-ver!!♫♪

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capture

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It's a nice afternoon. Wait, what was that?

 

 

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Hmm, nothing. But something isn't right.

 

 

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Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spaaace!

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Pointy trees = aerodynamic.Yes.

 

 

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Landing!

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Best flag.

 

 

Sonsel: "Enemy drone on the radar! Changing course, they're going to ram us!"

 

 

Dudcal: "How are they not fooled by our brilliant disguise?"

 

 

Sonsel: "We have only one option here. We must use lethal force."

 

 

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Fzzzch!

 

 

Dudcal: "Target destroyed."

 

 

Sonsel: "Now, we must hide in this crater until we can be sure it is safe."

 

 

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Dudcal: "Oh no!"

 

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Is this the End for Stealth Rover!?!

 

 

 

 

 

The Chase

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Jenkin: "This is the end! You won't get away from us now!"

 

 

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Thomford: "There's nowhere left to run!"

 

 

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Jenkin: "But...how?"

 

 

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Everyone knows stealth things that look like trees can go over water right?

 

 

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Stealth Rover lives on!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blog Special

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I hope you enjoyed the results of my silliness. Now, some bonus, blog only pics:

 

Hidden gadgets!

 

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Special powers!

 

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Dramatic viewing

 

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And finally, a good getaway.

 

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Return of Stealth Rover??

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Oops, I deliberately the whole space center. 

 

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Who can save us from this aerial menace? 
 

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Could it be?

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The return of Stealth Rover !?!

 

 

Stealth Rover and the Krystal Kerbs

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That's their base? 


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That's right. They're the ones who keep wrecking my things. 

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What? This motley bunch of Kerbals?


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An old Defect-O-pod rover?

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And this shameless display? 

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I was hoping to face Stealth Rover.  You don't need me for this. Just blast them with the ship. 

*Sigh* Fine. 

 

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Wait. Who is firing on us? 


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That Symbol!

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That Foliage! 


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STEALTH ROVER!!

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Fire barrage! Widespread! 

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Stealth Rover? Why are you so small? Why are you so weak? 

I was expecting a legend, but this is pathetic! Your space program is in tatters. Soon, you will be twigs.

You! You have lost!

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A show of force

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The Lorax may speak for the trees, but sometimes, the trees need something... stronger.

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And for that there's Stealth Rover.

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Pew Pew pew! *(Missile sounds)*  *(Explosion sounds!)*

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Nothing to report

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Meanwhile, on Kerbin's North Pole

Mitfurt: The sensors are showing something entered the security zone.  Anything out there?

Samcas: let's have a look

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Samcas: hmmmm

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Samcas:  Nope. Nothing to report.

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Samcas:  Nothing to report at all

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Edited by Tw1
Since 2014
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