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False.

What do a saxophone and a lawsuit have in common?

>>Both stir up significant animosity, and everyone's generally happier when the case is closed.

Three drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

>>Ba dum dum tssss

Why did the chicken cross the road?

>>To escape the basoon recital.

The user below me has better jokes than these.

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I have a joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says "OK, now what?"

The user below me struggled to get out of bed this morning.

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