The mangled up History Blender Game

[Danish_Savage]

On January the first, year one, I posted the first forum-post ever.

[mrrpamplemousse]

today, the university of constantinople lunched Sw3tY-probe on the moon, the mission was a failure, the probe crashed into a apple tree, the probe still transmiting some data, we discovered the meaning of life with that data.

Edited December 9, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[Goodle...]

Today, the mass relay is invented

[Zuni]

James Potter invented the lightbulb on July 5, 1971.

[Holo]

The History of the Infamous Onions (1898-918):

Onions was born in Bantam Village on the 30th February, 1898. His parents, Wallaby Salmon and Shallot Salmon, abandoned him because he was so ugly. After he was abandoned, he snuck aboard a british empire vessel - the HMS Papadum - and was transported to the Kingdom of Prussia. There, he met Frederick(II, III) William, who raised him as his son.

Onions was 16 when Europe War I began, so, in order to fight for the Kingdom of Prussia against the British Reich, he lied about his age. Due to three penguins - Louis, Louie and Louÿs - who voice acted him so the army wouldn't be able to tell how squeaky and annoying his voice is, he was able to join the ranks of the Kingdom of Prussia's Militia, and was transferred to the Elite Guard after just 5 minutes due to Smöke Skreën being eaten by the mechanical spiders of the British Reich.

After joining the Elite Guard, he had to undergo intense training. Much of this involved standing straight and being breathed on, and there was very little actual combat training. Nonetheless, he got an Elite Guard Diploma and was deployed to the Schlieffen Front between France and the Kindom of Prussia.

He recieved the order to travel through Neutral Belgium, to get to the capital of France. However, when he reached there, the Neutral Belgians gave stern resistance - up to several thousand ohms in places. He was forced to retreat along with the rest of the Elite Guard, but there job was not done yet. The only way to break through Neutral Belgium and reach the capital of France would be risky, but the Elite Guard had to do it. The Elite Guard had to find the Ohm-Mega Keys.

After scouting for the Ohm-Mega Keys for days, they stumbled upon a Supermarine Jackhammer (an experimental propeller aircraft). It had crashed, killing the pilot. Inside the engine was an Ohm-Mega Key , and another was close by. Only one remained to be found.

Their answer was found shortly after when they stumbled upon a wounded soldier of the British Reich. Called Pvt. Wing, he said that he knew the location of the final Ohm-Mega Key, but required medical kit. Once healed, he gave the Ohm-Mega Key.

With the three Ohm-Mega Keys in hand, they were able to go through Neutral Belgium. They tried to resist, but the current of the Neutral Belgians was dissipated as heat. Marching southwards, they entered France and took the capital, as Georges Clemenceu was doing his laundry at the time and they mistaken it for a white flag. Georges Clemenceu did not dispute this.

[rasheed]

On the 4th of July, 1953, Poland invades Germany, starting WW3

[ZedNova]

In 2001, Poland becomes the first country to set foot on the moon. Poland's rise to the stars was made possible by the BBC and by Vladimir Putin, the 77th prince of Nigeria.

[Palladium Corp]

1066 AD: King Harold defeats William of Normandy, and then goes on to conquer Denmark.

[Goodle...]

1949 Japanese throw chinese invades out of japan and declare independance.

[Tommy99534]

In 2001, Poland becomes the first country to set foot on the moon. Poland's rise to the stars was made possible by the BBC and by Vladimir Putin, the 77th prince of Nigeria.

Poland cannot into space...

[Rainbowtrout]

1660, King Harald squeezes Squilliam of Mormonderp to death.