100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[redwolfy]

25. drive a tank through the front door (you can do this in america right?)

[Jnrdingo]

Buy a panda suit, stalk people with their shopping trolleys. If one looks, hide and re-appear in front of them. Then topple their shopping trolley all over the ground, and jump on the spillage. (Cookie for correct reference )

[Rage097]

25. drive a tank through the front door (you can do this in america right?)

No. Well...maybe in California. But they're mostly idiots there anyway.

[Rage097]

Buy a panda suit, stalk people with their shopping trolleys. If one looks, hide and re-appear in front of them. Then topple their shopping trolley all over the ground, and jump on the spillage. (Cookie for correct reference )

Panda cheese!

[Jnrdingo]

Panda cheese!

Cookie for you!

[Rage097]

Cookie for you!

Yay! *Bro hug*

27: excessive display of affection.

[LeonG17]

28 . Excessive displays of hatred to wallmart

[Rage097]

Excessive displays of anything.

(Except poverty and vagrancy apparently)

[Jnrdingo]

Go to the wilderness section, grab a machette and challenge someone to a duel using knives

[Rage097]

31: bring in folding chairs and watch the movies they play on all those televisions.

[ZedNova]

25. drive a tank through the front door (you can do this in america right?)

Sure, you can do almost anything when you're rich.

32: Run along the Canned goods isle and drag your hand across knocking everything down.

[redwolfy]

33. ask for cannabis (that is legal in a america right?)

[Rage097]

33. ask for cannabis (that is legal in a america right?)

Again, only in California.

[LeonG17]

34 . Walk in with a gun. (is that legal?)

[Rage097]

34 . Walk in with a gun. (is that legal?)

Depends whether or not it's a handgun and if they have a concealed firearms permit. And probably whether or not it's visible.

[LeonG17]

35 . Complain about any aspect of wallmart

[Jnrdingo]

Depends whether or not it's a handgun and if they have a concealed firearms permit. And probably whether or not it's visible.

They have so many permits there. Where I live we have a rule against firearms. Basically unless you are a police officer you cannot have a firearm unless you have a hunting licence and then there are many many regulations regarding those.

36. Walk in, buy a videogame, whip out your PS3/X360, hook it up to a display TV and play that game. If someone asks you to leave, say "My parents wanted me to play outside the house, so I came here"

[Nullspace250]

-Play ksp woth their computer.

[redwolfy]

38.run in naked and lie on a till (this is legal in america? right?)

[Milo Kurtiss]

39. Ask for customer service.

[LeonG17]

40 . Climb the shelves like a mountain climber.

[Jones-250]

The 41:st method: By executing a proper brofist.

[Rage097]

38.run in naked and lie on a till (this is legal in america? right?)

No. that is not legal at all. You will get arrested for that, See "Streaking".

42. Debate politics with the check out people.

[LeonG17]

43 . Look cheerful

[Rage097]

43 . Look cheerful

What? No. it doesn't work...how did you come to...What?!