100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Bioman222]

61. Run around screaming "WEEE I'M A NARWHAL" while putting your arms out like a bird's wings and flapping like crazy.

[Holo]

62. Perform [DATA EXPUNGED] in the grocery isle

[Rage097]

63. perform Procedure 110-Montuak.

[LeonG17]

64 . Give all the employees the Heimlich

[Bioman222]

62. Perform [DATA EXPUNGED] in the grocery isle

63. perform Procedure 110-Montuak.

[Holo]

65. Give Heimlich all the employees

Well, it gets you kicked out.

[Rage097]

Well, it gets you kicked out.

Only people from SCP know what this means. and that make it a thousand times funnier. (Also: I believe 110-Montuak to be an amateur showcase of the rocky horror picture show.)

[Holo]

Only people from SCP know what this means. and that make it a thousand times funnier. (Also: I believe 110-Montuak to be an amateur showcase of the rocky horror picture show.)

That totally changes the tone of the SCP

66. Perform an amateur showcase of the rocky horror picture show.

[LeonG17]

67 . Release all the small SCPs in wallmart, if you don't die first.

[Rage097]

68. LET's DO THE TIME WARP AGAIIIIIIIIIN!

[Holo]

69. Claiming it for the glory of Tuvalu

[LeonG17]

70 . Invade it in the name of the DPRK. With tanks

[Holo]

71. Invade it in the name of Nauru. Without tanks!

[Rage097]

72. Invade it in the name of The R-series warmechs. With Mechas!

[Bioman222]

73. Rip a baby doll out of its package, run to a diffrent isle and start screaming that it is dying.

[Rage097]

Wait these are how to get kicked outta walmart... not how to end the world...

77. Make things escalate quickly.

[LeonG17]

78 . Make a makeshift bomb from stuff in wallmart and demand an employee discount.

[ShachonianX]

81. Summon the Midnight Man in Walmart

[MGUARN]

82.Strap soda bottles that you shaken violently to a bike ,and unleash the thrust of the carbonated drink.

[Designer225]

83: Asking to buy a booster.

84: Asking to export a booster to Wal-Mart.

85: Asking to sell a laser system...

[Rage097]

86. Shopping cart surfing.

[NASAFanboy]

87. Setting off all the model rocket engines.

88. Run into the store holding a pitchfork and a torch (I think its legal.)

89. Go into the store with a loudspeaker and yell out the evils of Walmart.

90. Give me a nuke. Enough said.

[hyperformer]

91) pretend to have a heart-attack then when the paramedics come get up and walk out

[ShachonianX]

92. Yell, "WHERE IS A BETTER STORE?"

[BigBoy734]

93: Call Jebediah to 'clean up'