100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[ZedNova]

44: Post nude pictures of yourself all over the women's fashion section. ( Or the paint isle )

[LeonG17]

45. Start stripping on the checkout.

[Rage097]

I'm actually in Wal-Mart right now.

*diabolical scheme approaching*

[ShachonianX]

I'm actually in Wal-Mart right now.

*diabolical scheme approaching*

Do all the things that have been said in this thread. MUAHAHAHAHA!

[LeonG17]

46 . Announce wallmarts evil intentions for the world.

[Rage097]

47.

begin hitting things off the shelves with a rebar.

[ShachonianX]

48. Pretend you are doing a Pokemon battle in the aisles.

[Pigbear]

49: Jump in peoples shopping carts. (That is legal right?)

[Rage097]

49: Jump in peoples shopping carts. (That is legal right?)

*facepalm* yes.

Am I the only American here?

[ShachonianX]

*facepalm* yes.

Am I the only American here?

I live in America, too.

[Rage097]

What state? I'm from Texas myself partner.

[Pigbear]

I am american, I am from NH

[ShachonianX]

What state? I'm from Texas myself partner.

I'm from NJ.

[ThePyrateCaptain]

Dress in a blue smock, put a name tag on it, stand at the entrance like a greeter, as the customers come in, say, "Welcome to Walmart, get your **** and get out!"

Or ask what isle the blue light specials are in.

Both tried and true, here in Nebraska, this is actually a sport, to get kicked out of (store name here)

[Nuke]

34 . Walk in with a gun. (is that legal?)

they sell guns

[ZedNova]

Walk in with a ski mask over your head and a brown cloth bag in your hand.

[Bioman222]

I too live in America.

Anyways, what about thing to do with multiple people? That opens more possiblities.

[Pigbear]

ask where the kerbal space program disk's are.

[Designer225]

True, Walmart (This is the word) don't sell KSP. This works, but not always.

54?: Demanding a high wage raise.

[MGUARN]

55? Have some Friends ,and altogether sing a Mlp song ,or sing 76 trombones at the top of your lungs till security comes ,then grab 1 gallon of milk ,and smash it on the ground so the men slip ,and fall. Finally sing goodnight ladies as you walk out the entrance with great respect.

[Jnrdingo]

56: Go in, put a cucumber in your pants and sing:

“There’s a monster in my pants

And it does a nasty dance

When it moves in and out

Everybody starts to shoutâ€Â

[Agent30632]

57. Pull down your pants in front of the manager

[Kerbal01]

58. Start screaming

Jebediah is god!

In Russian

[Designer225]

59?: scaring people by saying you are an alien.

[Rage097]

60. scream at the top of your lungs until they drag you out.