Take 'Em Down! (Inspired by the Elevator Thread(s))

[Starwhip]

Alright, let's have a new game for a change.

Being blindfolded for several hours, you are startled when you can see once more. You are at a large metal door. You are then thrown through the door into a large warehouse filled with anything you could ever imagine. Several hundred feet away, you see the poster above you running about. How would you eliminate them? Remember, the warehouse contains everything and anything you can think of, so be creative!

RULES:

Please keep yourself and others inside the warehouse. No interplanetary launches, bunkers, etc...

Anything else goes, but please follow the general forum and forum game rules.

Edited February 23, 2014 by Starwhip

[DisarmingBaton5]

Burn it! Burn it with fire and torches and battleaxes and bows and stuff!

Good luck taking down a flag. An inanimate object.

[Starwhip]

Tear it to shreds! Then throw it in the deatomizer I found in a very conveniently labeled crate.

[mythbusters844]

I'll just grab this booster I found in this shipping container and aim at you, then activate the ignitor!

[MGUARN]

I rear end you with Gordon the big blue engine while having my ticktock troops break your break lines.Good luck stopping at the end of the line.

[MaverickSawyer]

*grabs a Davy Crocket tactical nuke launcher*

Hehe... Boom time.

*foomp*

KABOOM!!!!

[DisarmingBaton5]

I shall don a hazmat suit and attack with a crane (as in the thing that builds tall buildings)

[Bigcheecho]

I fight with the Fellowship of the Wring.

[MGUARN]

I gather what remains of my ticktock army ,and start throwing wrenches with bombs attached everywhere.

[Redrobin]

I wear a flak-jacket and jump and crush your whole army.

[MaverickSawyer]

*hides in deep-crust bunker on shock absorbers*

Oooh, angry Kraken!

*lets loose*

rawr

[Starwhip]

*finds Krakeb drive*

Well, I'll just harness the Kraken you just unleashed and... point it at you!

*drive takes off at thousands of meters a second*

[TimMartland]

I use the generic FPS tablet that calls in orbital strikes to call in orbital strikes. Pew pew.

[Nemrav]

you land on jool, your ship is destroyed and you, a kerbal is left on the surface with his head glitching out of the suit and, in general having a very hard time with your mesh glitched and all.....

[Starwhip]

*Mesh glitch reactivates Krakeb drive*

Huzzah! *launches it again*

Please limit attacks to inside the warehouse.

[zzguy]

I grab a wand and summon an army of the dead.

[vexx32]

I trap you in a Multidimensional Containment Cube^tm (Pocket Edition) and then throw that into the black hole situated in a containment field attached to the roof of the warehouse.

[MaverickSawyer]

I use a portal gun to put you into a very short loop ( about 10 cm between portals) for the rest of eternity.

[Starwhip]

I throw water all over your ASHPD. As you are not supposed to "submerge The Device in water, even partially," the Unspeakable happens.

[Tidus Klein]

I grab a MERV and launch it at you,

CHUk CLUCK

FOOOMP

KA BOOOOOOOOOMMMM

[Starwhip]

I throw a life-size Steve blow up doll in front of you. You get confused and explode because that is what you live for.

[Tidus Klein]

I use dragonrend to weaken you and then stab you in the face with a conveniently placed ice sword.

[Palladium Corp]

I locate a black pudding, then attack you with the martial art of Ecky Thump.

[MaverickSawyer]

Hrm, what have we here?

'Tis the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

*pulls pin*

One, Two, FIVE!!!!

(Voice in my head: THREE, MY LORD!!!!)

THREE!!!!!

*heaves at Palladium Corp*

*Angelic music*

[Palladium Corp]

T'is but a scratch. I say Ni at you repeatedly.