Pineapple Frenzy Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Because you're in space, silly.Waiter, why is Stephen Hawking in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Because you ordered the regular soup with extra IQ.Waiter, there's a full-scale nuclear attack against the United States in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sorry, it was meant to be the Moon. props to you if you get the reference...Waiter, Titan's in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Sorry, our chef didn't know which type of titan you wanted. WAITOR! There's a barcode in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Scan it, please!WAITER! There's a waiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Yea, I know. *evil laugh*Waiter, there's a DEFCON 1 situation in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 DEFCON 1... Hmmm... Wait... you left your game disk here.Waiter, there is Civilization: Beyond Earth in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I never bought that, someone else put it in your soup perhaps...Waiter, there's a Mammoth Tank in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfGeek101 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Well, we seem to have a bit of a situation on our hands, eh?Waiter, there seems to be a "Mainsail" engine in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 It adds spice.Waiter, there's a space-time disrupted cat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Resist the urge to touch it! Lest you want to be trapped in that moment of time *inhale*...... FOREVER!Waiter! There's a Gabe Newell in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Try to drink it in two sips, not three.Waiter! There's a Kerbal dance party in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Don't let the Kerbals drink it!Waiter, there's Rocket Fuel in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterStyx Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) I can deal with that (gets out lighter)Waiter theres a....a ummmmmmm goat demon in my soup? Edited August 6, 2014 by EnterStyx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 no matter go play goat simulator, or carmaguedon it's fun as a game not to reproducewaiter there's a bot educator in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Ugh, why does the chef have to put random people inside the Wednesday Non-Special soup?Waiter, there's elvis dust in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Don't eat that. It provides music for the whole restaurant.Waiter, there's a Kraken in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Space Agency Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 QUICK! Grab it before it starts shaking everything!Waiter! There's Plutonium in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 "There's just one explanation: a terrorist plot!" Simpsons quote for you there.Waiter, there's a shark fin in my soup! Oh wait, this is a Japanese restaurant, and the special is shark fin soup, which I didn't know I was getting. Never mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Wait, where's the chef?Waiter, there's a corpse of the chef AND a shark fin in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbmorpher Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 It's a new flavor... (Hides knife)Waiter there's gold ring in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 What ring?*takes gold ring*MY PRECIOUS!Waiter, there's a volcano in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraflight Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 You ordered some hot coffee along with it, the chef must have dropped his coffeemaker into the soup. Sorry, let me get that ou-AHHH MY FINGERS THEY'RE MELTING-AGHGHHGHGHGUHHGHWaiter, there's a dead pony drowned in my soup. Looks like it's Pinkie Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 (edited) Sorry. It seems to have originated from a forum somewhere on the internet. Let me replace it with some new soup. Also, would you like to try our new Premium Soupâ„¢ Enterprise Edition?Waiter! There's a Polandball in my soup! Edited August 7, 2014 by mythbusters844 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterStyx Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 I will take that.waiter there's a WTF!!!??? WHAT IS THIS IN MY SOUP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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