Dman979 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. Now you are in a coma.I wish for an unadulterated, non-sentient, harmless, Apple Pie ála Mòde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. You're too busy with your life sentence from plutonium trafficking to eat it though.\I wish for some of Dman's plutonium. He's got the good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, you're given the plutonium: An unadulterated, non-sentient, harmless, Apple Pie ála Mòde... specialty of cosmic ice creamI wish life was less confusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, life is less confusing, but you are more confusing, and that causes someone to be offended by nothing. (sorry, I couldn't resist XD)I wish the internet wasn't so emtionless (therefor causing tone issues) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but now the only thing the internet can convey IS emotion, making understanding what someone actually means even more confusingI wish the updated line didn't look like the sigline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, now the sig line looks like the updated line. (This is funny, we're like venting our problems on this thread XD )I wish for a new friend on this forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 granted thy abonden you i wish for a back door to this forum (i dont really clm down) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but the back door is tiny.I wish for a non-sentient, non-poisonous, and non-dangerous cake.​THE CAKE IS A LIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 granted you eat it and it is delicious but you never get another so you are constantly craving the black forest cakei wish for 00 status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but I don't know what it is, so your account is deleted.I wish for more cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 granted but its alot crappier than beforei wish for double O status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but you're Kirrim Kerman, and you get killed by Danny.I wish for more of the initial cake I requested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. Diabetes.I wish for an arc furnace. I need to melt some gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but it's so hot that it makes the gold evaporate...I wish for something that does not harm me or anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but you die before the device start workingI wish i can jump like a frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. It's possible, but your human physiology makes it hurt a lot.I wish I had another Mt. Dew. Refrigerated to ideal drinking temperature, no contaminants, and no giant solar flares please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. Mt. Dew is refrigerated to a nice drinking temperature. You electricity bill skyrockets, and everyone wonders why in the world you would want to cool down a lmup of dirt and rock to drinking temperature.I wish for a non-alcoholic Segrams Ginger Ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but it's too expensive for you to get it.I wish for an invisibility cloak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. It is really hard to see when your eyes are invisible, no?I wish for a passing grade on my Chemistry final Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 0%. Good day.I wish for a glass of air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but it's from Bejing.I wish for an old movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Okay. But if you're a Weird Al fan like me this might be a good thing.I wish for Dman979 to quit attempting to instigate shootouts like the infamous early-morning shootout of May 28th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. It becomes a late-night shootout from the previous night.I wish for a hagfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but the delivery guy drops it.I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flymetothemun Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Sorry, but it IS corrupted.I wish for a wish, a marvelous wish. I wish for a wish involving a fish. And this fish shall be on a dish. And the waitress's name serving it to me shall be Trish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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