Dark Junior Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but it's all neo-cubist bieber portraits.I wish for a wish that DOES NOT have a cruel twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted. It has a bunch of legal text instead.I wish for a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but you get into trouble with the police and he fails you at your trial.Edit: I hope they keep the edits on the KSP forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but there are no more original posts.I wish for a competent lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but he's eaten by a T-Rex while using an outhouse.I wish for an indominous rex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but he gets dominated.I wish for a competent lawyer who is not food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Then he is a pile of dirt and cannot help you in any way.I wish for enough money for a cubesat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but you can't reserve space on a launch.I wish for a sentient, competent, non-food lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but he charges 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.I wish for a X-Box With EVERY SINGLE GAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but you then have hundreds of X-boxes that you need to get rid of but can't because everyone else has many.I wish for something good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted. You get to watch me enjoy this sandwich. This perfect sandwich. With perfect crispness and intoxicating aroma. You get to watch me savour every bite of this sandwich as your lips water while wanting to take a bite of this sandwich, and when you ask I will tell you, soundly, no... this is MY sandwich which you wished for me.I wish it was legal to hit pedestrians that are more interested in status updates than the cars driving straight at him/her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but you're more interested in KSP forumposts and the guy who hits you gets away scot-free.I wish for world peace and some reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted... every human on earth dies leaving no one to fight over anything... no one except you, now you have a reputation as a planet killer I wish people would realize more megapixels = worse camera. It isn't like they ever post those 20Mpx photos, and compressed photos (a la jpeg) don't do justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Granted, but everything becomes -20 megapixels to compensate, leaving you with less than nothing.I wish for a pile of free cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Granted, you get a pile of toe cheeseI wish the number war was more exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Granted, but you need to reach a 1,000,000 or -1,000,000 to win.I wish for more good things to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Granted, but even more bad things happen to compensate.I wish for Hyperedit And MechJeb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 granted they both pale in comparisonn to nasas flight control and hyper edit cause a paradox good jobi wish the world was 2d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Granted, but computers become 2d, causing you to NEVER PLAY KSP AGAIN!I wish for a chance to meet Randall Munroe- - - Updated - - -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Munroe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Granted. He throws his "What-If" book at you at 0.9c, destroying you and the surrounding city blocks.I wish for a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Granted. You'd like that expensive exotic car with the leather seats right? And all those self driving features too? Well, you can have my old Plymouth Fury, her name's Christine and she loves you.I wish the next person to wish for something will die a horrible death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Granted, but that was you reading what you just wrote.I wish for a shot of tequila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Granted, but it's mint and peach.I wish for the combined powers of every superhero (Including Goku) and/or awesome fictional character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Congrats, you now can pull your own arms off and weld strays to people.I wish for good things to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Granted. Small pox is released at every major human city, billions die... but problems such as poverty, economic inequality, and starvation have been eradicated.I wish people would corrupt my "next poster" wishes in a sensible manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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