B-STRK Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted. However, you have a penchant for choosing the wrong times to be funny.I wish class didn't start Monday next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomassino Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted. It starts SundayI wish to travel to Jupiter system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You travel to juptier system, and immedietale die of oxygen deppraviation.I wish i had endless wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 granted, but they all expireI wish i was a 6th gen fighter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted, but you're descended from 5 generations of mediocre fighters and not very useful.I wish I could get a tour of Space X with Elon Musk as the guide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted, but its your space funeral, aswell as Elon Musk. I send condolences.I wish i had more dark chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted.Did you know, that white chocolate will get significantly darker if exposed to temperatures of several hundred degrees? (exact values depend on whether you use Fahrenheit or Celsius or other scales) Did you know, that heating chocolate of any kind in the microwave for prolonged intervals will set off the firealarm and may result in a kitchen ban for years to come? (Disclaimer: I was wrongfully accused! I didn't do anything!)I wish cats could fly and hunt pigeons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomassino Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted. Cats can now fly but instead of hunting pigeons they started working on world dominationI wish I could stop those cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Granted! You stop the cats, by placing a giant "STOP" sign before them, but it didnt work and after 1.5 seconds they start flying again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I corrupt your lack of a wish with a paradox!I wish the Banach-Tarski nonsense was fully understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Granted.The resulting headaches(*) kill 85% of all mathmaticians, the remaining rest of civilization collapses as soon as the Telekom figures out, that noone can prove them overcharging by an infinite amount.I wish I hadn't just spend my lunch break watching Vsauce's Michael explain the . *shakes-fist-at-Xannari*-- (*)The fallacy with trying to apply this to real life is the difference between infinty and infinity minus one. Take Hilbert's hotel. If full, you can remove the guest in room 1, and tell guests in room n>1 to move to room n-1. The result is still a full hotel, with the same amount of guests, but the set of guests will be different (because the first one is missing). Having the same set's size (infinity) and having the same set are not the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 Ok, but instead you were forced to watch nyan cat for 10 hours. I wish that I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted. You are now a fly. Swatting commences in 3... 2...I wish I had a fly swatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Ok, but that fly swatter is full of explosives and blows your hand off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I corrupt your lack of a wish by corrupting yourself.I wish I had a real Zettahelix drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, but you don't have a manual or any clue how to use it.I wish I knew what a Zettahelix drive is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 granted, but then u forgotI wish i had the forum 'host' computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 granted, but then you give it back to who it belongs to.I wish to be invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livefree75 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted. You can't become visible ever again. Also, the government takes you to Area 51 for "minor investigations".I wish I knew what really went on in Area 51. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 granted, but now you re also a part of its "investigations".i wish i could move at lightspeed without burning due to atmosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javster Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Granted, but it kills you.I wish for endless Steam credit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you can never open steam.I wish that downloads and uploads were instant. Edited August 5, 2015 by Alphasus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but they don't work.I wish I can choose the right times to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted. 5 minutes upon every time you're supposed to.I wish I could hear every detail of a piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Granted, but your brain gets overloaded with all of it and breaks.I wish that we could have all gotten along better on the other forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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