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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted. Jeb, Bob, and Bill are a few unimportant NPCs in Skyrim. You can borrow a rocket ship from them to travel across the map quickly but dangerously. They don't appear in any other games, and Kerbal Space Program does not exist.

I wish I could think of a good riddle.

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Granted, but you don't know the answer. Searching for it drives you mad for decades, when you find out the only logical answer, after consulting experts, travelling to far off exotic lands and contacting their natives and studying their culture, and consulting many encyclopaedias, that the answer is "A dog."

I wish I didn't spend 5 hours figuring out how to make a UV map for a cube, and getting it to work in Unity.

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Granted. But suddenly Unity Shuts down your computer,but as soon as you boot it up,a virus appeared... calling itself the unity virus by making your computer to shut down everytime you boot it up with unity. but lucky you,the virus is gone for good by the computer gods.

i wish suddenly I would Have the power to never grow and never get fat...And Own a train,that makes magical rainbows fart out of it.

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Granted. You begin to shrink into nothing, over the course of a few months... and your train ruins the environment.

I wish for industry to shift forward 50 years.

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Granted, the actual industry will physically time travel 50 years into the future, leaving the world in a new dark age.

I wish I had more spare time for my hobbies without having to quit my job.

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Granted: You get a bowl of SlenderFan. But the ice cream effect was only temporary and wears off before you get to eat him.

I wish for less work hours. Screw good salary :P

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Granted, your pay is lowered to $1 a day.

I wish for a good made kerbal rocket.

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Granted, it uses too much delta v.

I wish for a present.

Edited by LABHOUSE

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You get a live bear in your living room.

I wish for a waffle.

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Edited, ey? you dirty cheetah... :sticktongue:

Edited by Overfloater

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Granted.. Lucky you,A storm of waffles fill your plate And keep filling as soon as you eat them... so you get infinite waffles :D Note:The spell expires When you die...

I wish for Everything in the whole world. Would Be entirely one cent.

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Granted, but because it is everything, that includes lava so you die.

I wish for my wish to be granted, but not corrupted.

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Granted. But theres no wish,that you want me to grant,so theres no corruption! and suddenly,the corrupt god smashs a hammer on your head..

I wish that i could have a portable vending machine,with no coin slot and no money,so i just press a button and itll give me the snack..

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Granted. The only snacks it dispenses are tofu-based ones.

I wish I had never tried a tofu "burger".

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granted. Suddenly A doctor comes And cuts you in half,takes the tofu burger Out of your stomach,and then Removes your tongue,and puts better tastes buds in,then puts you back together.. Note: this is Meant for a joke if anyone is reading this... and should NOT be taken seriously Nor should you believe this stuff...

I wish that santa claus could come right now tonight..

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Granted. You've never tried a beefburger either.

I wish I'd tried sushi.

EDIT: Granted. He brings you coal.

I wish I wasn't such a slowpoke.

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Granted. You now move at 0.1c, so unless your trip is interstellar, you may die.

I wish that I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey in cinema release.

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granted. doc brown steals you and puts you back when the movie was released,and then after you seen it doc brown leaves you... so then your trapped in that date when it was released..

I wish that I transform into rudolph..

Edited by SlenderFan

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Granted, your nose is red because somebody slammed your face into an iron door which is actually made of Tungsten.

I wish for cookies.

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Granted, but people don't understand you anymore and you are thus..thrown in the hole.

I think you guys know what I want hehe

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