otblock Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted. You are now named Jeb, and Nasa uses you for craft testing, since you are like Jebediah Kerman.I wish for pancakes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Granted! Theyre disgusting. Way to go!I wish i had the best cookies on the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 (edited) Granted. Those are space cookies. Before you can stop her, your mom eats a couple, congratulating you on their awesome taste. She leaves for a nice evening out with her friends. You still have a dozen cookies left, though. So you have that going for you, which is nice.I wish I had a couple of cziken20's cookies - without having to become his/her mom. Edited July 26, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted. cziken20 only lets you have one quarter of a cookie.I wish to be a usb drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 granted,but you re infectedI wish i had a lot of cakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Granted, the cakes are a lie ;DI wish for the ability to lie without anyone noticing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 granted, people also dont notice you existI wish i had a mini GLaDOS without neurotoxin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. But Weathley take over the center and make everything explode by accident.I wish I wasn't procrastinating enough to create a post in the forum games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcseal Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. when you finally make one, it's a long, great game. Your computer runs out of powerI wish i had a piece of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. The piece is thinner than one atom so it doesnt actually exist!I wish i had super skills in Osu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. You don't have super skills in stopping gunfire from jealous people.I wish I could read standard times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. But by the time you can do that the humanity switch to even more complicated times and the knowledge you built on today's standar time is no longer relevant.I wish I could finish tidying my desk instead of procrastinating it and posting this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. The desk is so tidy your computer and screen are gone. In fact, you are gone too. In fact, its so tidy, the whole universe is gone.I wish i had a better memory of faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. You will encounter people with disturbing facial features very often now.I wish i had that thing on a rooster's head growing on my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. But it grows on your tongue. Disgust intensifies.I wish i had awesome facial hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAINCRAFTER Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. It is awesome. So awesome that you suffocate in it!I wish for the Earth to never stop existing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted. New Horizon encounters signs of alien life beyond Pluto. Alien life discovers signs of sentient life further inwards to the sun. They metaphorically scratch their heads and start venturing inwards. They encounter earth, humanity... then the internet and cat memes. It is immediately decided to end it all there and now. Earth is now preserved perfectly in an unbreakable super-diamond casing. Kinda like an ancient fly in amber.I wish I would be a bit better in playing MW:O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Granted, everyone playing gets God-mode, rendering your skills useless.I wish for infinite steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 granted, but its all rottenI wish Mr overfloater spaceplane sorcery worked again :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeatCrown Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted. The areodynamics system is reversed, as well as the patches being removed. KSP is back in .25, permanently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I wish the user above me wished a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcseal Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Granted. But, i can't grant this wish, Because the person above you didn't make a wish, So this game was temporarily halted.I wish I could go to Mimmus(There's a 50 50 chance someone is going to say: "You made it, but your ship crashed on landing" Cmon, make it something special or different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 You made it, but your ship crashed while being subdued inside of minmus by Kraken.I wish i had a better accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 (edited) Granted. You meticulously plan your craft's layout, ascend profile, launch window, payload, and landing site. Calculating everything down to +/- 1m/s dv, energy requirements timed to arrive exactly at dawn on Minmus. You start. You fly, you land - rotating your single solar panel to get all the energy you need. By the time you return Squad released a new patch with a new aero, and your parachutes are now a tad bit too weak for a safe landing. The resulting crash manages to destroy your VAB. After payout and repair you have exactly 1 fund left. Time to start over.I wish the cafeteria food I am about to get would be a bit more tasty.Edit: ninja'd... ninjaed? ninj'ed? ninja-ed?Granted. You now speak perfect oxford english. BBC would hire you on the spot as anchorman/-woman... unfortunately you now live in scotland. noone understands you.I wish I knew how to properly spell "ninjae'd"(?)... Edited July 29, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Granted, but the ninja master who taught you will now ensure you take the secret to your grave... *Slash.* You've been [sPELLING REDACTED].I wish I could focus more when I'm at work instead of browsing these forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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