Dark Junior

Banned for stealing Jeb's junkyard!

it's so buggy when it explodes it has the KEEP EXPLODING glitch allowing for a bIG BANG

I H-Bomb andcrash minmus into everyone! I rain trillions of kerbals on your armada and I smash the fleet with a hammer! BWA HA HA! THE UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED IN A MASSIVE FIRESTORM! I WIN! - - - Updated - - - I bet you never expected that! Also I win? - - - Updated - - - I also ordered the magratheans to recreate the universe. WITHOUT YOU!

You get everything,including enough water to drown you and your videogames (especially starfox). - - - Updated - - - I wish for kerbals as my servants.

I join the positives and vow to destroy the negatives! -19 I ave added anumber!

Like starfox but different!

Can I just nuke everyone?

Mr. Obama What's the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything?

-20 (-) I just got here. What do I do?

Jebediah and Valentina have brains. Did you know that?

I create y2k again and destrtoy all nanobots. I then recreate the entire universe by using jeb to crash my experimental Moho rocket into Kerbol. I redo the big bang with Valentina in my buggy rover. My fresly built hill. - - - Updated - - - My buggy rover has been dubbed "Kraken mobile"

Banned becaue I'm blind. LOL JK

I call in the reboot enterprise to stop the clones. I crash the enterprise Galen Marek style into the next user.

My first Mun landing was in the dark. WITHOUT LIGHTS!

Granted, but it comes with a duck and an annoying song. I wish for the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

My graveyards are empty because the bodies were never found... Kerbals are squishy

Plesiosaurus to meet you. I made that joke porpoiselly. Those are the only two puns left in existence. I wish for Human Space Program

I use them for launching parakerbals and SRB missiles at rockets on the lauch pad.

My accidental first Minmus landing, definitely. I was on a munar trajectory when I overshot, was slingshot out of the Mun's influence and encountered Minmus. I may or may not have forgot to add paracutes (career mode and I collected loads of SCIENCE! and I forgot all landing gears AND a communitron.) To this day, Kolbee Kerman is stuck in orbit around Minmus, while I try to redo my accidental munar slingshot (I'm still incapable of going to Minmus on purpose because I'm no good at altering orbit angles) with a ship with parachutes and an extra crew space to return my SCIENCE!

About 20 since 1.0 after my passenger stock plane (you know the one) ran out of fuel over ksc, causing death and a few kerbals to rain upon the VAB. Also my space station was krakened to death. - - - Updated - - - I think I killed 50 before 1.0 especially after my OTHER space station fell out of orbit due to the rcs burning and sticky keys being stupid. They hit a mountain and KABOOM! Also, I was a noob because I got the game at 0.23. I was testing a whole bunch of rockets and most of them failed.

Granted, but it explodes your computer and send endless kerbals flowing out of your broken moniter prepared to attack you. I wish for KSP 2.0 and a non-laggy computer

I think he's busy fixing everything after the 1.0 hammer of doom.

Banned for trains