nobbers12345

Yeah, it was. I just didn't highlight it.

In the Kraken's belly as of right now.

While cool and all, your design must be visibly asymmetric. As stated with the *REQUIRED* next to "Asymmetrical Design!" Im going to highlight that.

Before we had the highly(relatively) sophisticated Kerbal Space Program, we had... Well, pretty much just a bunch of green idiots roaming around. But these were the golden days! And as we take these petty challenges that are,well,challenging, we should now return to those by building the most ridiculous looking rockets ker-kind has ever seen! The Challenge Your objective is simple, build the most ridiculous looking object and launch it into space! The options include: Asymmetrical design! *REQUIRED* Incorrect adapters! Put things sideways! Dock yourself, with yourself! Add completely useless parts! And plenty more! Screw Scott Manley and is hours spent on design and execution of his missions, flip everything over and throw it into space! This is a true entertainment challenge, and your scoring depends on the amount of seconds lasted in the air, multiplied by a number that I will give (0.1-5) depending on your silly designs, along with any achievements you earn. (I will start to assign points to these as soon as I see entries from other people so that I have something to base this off of) Achievements What nav-ball? -On launch point at least 45 degrees or more in any direction (From your standard pointing-straight-up position) How do you fuel tank? -Place your fuel tank sideways inline, or tilt them if attached radially Which way does this go? -Point your engines in different directions Reports of some dark energy... -Develop some form of propulsion that breaks the laws of physics Lets go upwards!.. Sideways... Tilt your rocket at least 5 presses with shift-[directional] before launching WHAT?? IMPOSSIBLE! -Launch with Center of Mass not centered with Center of Thrust and fly for a minute. Entry Requirements -F3 screenshot, this gives time,distance traveled, and all that other important data. -4 Screenshots of different angles in assembly building with CoM, CoL, and CoT on. -Screenshot of screen if [when] you crash. Should you somehow get into orbit, you lose! The objective is not to win, it's to fail hilariously. This challenge is not complete, given that this is my first challenge that I have written, I intend to complete it further as soon as I get entries, but this is complete enough to create entries. I will also give examples later, I'm writing this late at night and I am too tired to concentrate on anything.

You can asparagus SRB's? Hmm, didn't know,

Can I build it as a rocket and not a plane?

Oh mai god yes. Just got the best score for going to minmus and the mun with gravioli and temperature scan only: 0.012882448

Extremely high and unrealistic densities.

I think it would be either our curiosity or determination, but they're pretty much hand in hand, right? Curiotermination! No, wait Decuriosity Dangit, not yet Curiomation Better.

Does using forced-overheats count as staging? I can make a beautiful SRB SSTO using overheats.

Just launch 50 kerbals into a 70 km orbit and then put it into a 100 km orbit to win.

Here I am, kerbal on the launch pad, using a simple ramp as a start Begin climbing At the top! Liftoff! Say goodbye to the ramp! I managed an an encounter with minmus, but I didnt plan and get batteries, and I ran out. This makes performing maneuvers just slightly impossible. So, using the magic of time warping, I went interplanetary. In which, Bill refuses to starve to death, so I decided (for once) to not let him suffer anymore after about 40 days. Goodbye, Bill, See you on the next respawn! BILL YOU BROKE THE ROCKET BUT NOT ALL YOUR BONES WTF