Colserra3
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Movie reference: Remember what happens to him?
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Granted. You are paid with work experience. (Woo! Hoo!) I wish I could communicate with animals.
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Just keeping it warm for you sir! Waiter, there's a hair in my soup! *dun**dun!**DUN!*
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[drama] I am but a pawn in the game of life. [/drama] What art thou?
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Granted, but the pane of glass causes you lots of pain. Wew! Look at me! I'm a comedian!! I wish appliances used wireless electricity.
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Granted, the water is portable, but the glass isn't. You can't pick it up, and don't even have a straw. I wish water tasted better.
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^ (okay, that is political) ^ [no image]
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Granted. It's a romantic story line (and it's not a better love story than Twilight). I wish I could shape-shift into whatever I want.
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(Politics? Where?)
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I am the way, the light, and the truth. What might you be?
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Granted. You get the first ever portable camera, and you can't sell it. I wish I was nocturnal.
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It's called a 'bonsai' tree actually. Waiter, there's anarchy in my soup.
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Bill, and Jeb on the Mun after I overloaded my game with graphics mods. (the mods are gone now because it was crashing my game every hour or so)
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Granted. You have the time to do it, but you're just too lazy. I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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(for your feet)
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Granted. To demonstrate it, you fire it on yourself! I wish the force of gravity was 1m/s less.
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Granted, but you have to write out every single one of them without using scientific notation. I wish for a rusty spoon.
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Since when were the Kerbals in the Wehrmacht?
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Day 1-whatever: Kill all 12,510 people in my town. Day whatever-end of apocalypse: Face trial for the murder of over 12,000 people.
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Granted, you gain 15 pounds... of body-weight. I wish Dean Martin would come back from the grave.
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This works a lot better:
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Granted, you get lots of cupcakes... with raisins, and nobody likes raisins. I wish for losta muffins.
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That guy needs a haircut.
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Granted, it tries to peck out your eyeballs. Too graphic? I wish for a combustible lemon.