Colserra3

I reflect your laser!

Just give it a couple of trillion years. It'll soon be consumed by black holes. Waiter, there's a Brad Pitt in my soup.

Granted, but taxes take away 25% of it and you are pressured into spending the rest on your family. I wish I could internet.

I am Spring Trap. What are you. (The answer to my riddle was 'nothing')

Granted, no-one backs you up and you're quickly overwhelmed. I wish I could think of something to wish for. -Edit- I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!

Granted, they use their supercars and earpieces to "fight terrorists" since they don't have communists to fight anymore. (why do I get stuck with the political ones) I wish you'd wake up.

Kraken won't allow it.

Can't wait to see the answer! This has been bugging me.

You're obsolete.

Granted, but all life ends on Earth anyway because of a nuclear war. I wish I could go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzarea during daytime.

Life of Bwian! "I just left my husband outside here, while I went in to do some shopping, and I came back he was gone!" *sob* "He was only 47!" *cries*

I am what men love more than life, fear more than death and mortal strife, what dead men have and rich require. I'm what contented men desire. What are you? (props to you if you solve the riddle without looking it up)

I'm sticking with Civ 5 BNW for now. I probably won't buy BE until more mods and DLC comes out. Currently BNW looks so much better than BE even without my mods. I just hope that the Civ series doesn't end up like C&C (garbage).

Granted, but you only have one life, and cannot leave the game. I wish GTA V PC would STOP BEING DELAYED!!!!

Granted, you go about your day paranoid about the terrible event you know is going to happen. When you lie in bed you remain paranoid because the terrible thing still hasn't happened. Over time you begin to lose friends, your job, and all connections outside of your house. The terrible event did happen. You became paranoid. I wish I was psychologically stable.

-Try to avoid 'deus ex machina'. Always good to remember that. -I've never really been a fan of plans when it comes to writing. I'll usually create guidelines, for example: This has to happen at the middle of the conflict, or this character must experience this while performing the action. I purposely keep the guidelines vague so I can come up with and change minor details without having a huge effect. -Always read over what you've written. As klgraham1013 said don't be afraid to remove/change things that don't fit, don't make sense, or are unnecessary. Try to improve something each time you read over it.

Granted, they're stale. I wish my head was as big as a Kerbal's.

I didn't understand whatever you just said.

F- Yeah!

Spreading "Freedom & Democracy" across the world.

Granted, you join the military and are sent to bomb civilian targets. (Proud of yourself?) I wish I could sleep more.

Mr Tuong Lu Kim or Dr Janus or Billy or the pizza guy or...

Granted. You can draw, but very poorly. I wish it snowed more.

You guys are ignoring the best part of Portal 2: combustible lemons. http://youtu.be/7mt8I6cvFsM