Granted, but upon using it 239,000 lightly fried eggs fall onto Kerbin leading to the death of every Kerbonaut by cholesterol poisoning. I wish for a banana.
Granted, the paradox causes a fissure in space-time, destroying everything within a 2 mile radius of your current location. I wish people would stop causing fissures in space-time.
Granted, in your attempt to change the way the internet works, anonymous posts personal information of you on the internet. I wish anonymous would do something significant again.
Granted, the cost of producing pennies cannot cover the amount being produced, thus increasing your countries deficit. I wish all countries would abandon the penny.
Granted, people have forgotten about it because it has been so long since there was a day-night cycle. The Earth has been stationary for a loooooong time. I wish people would stop buying tiny dogs, and buy huskies or German shepherds instead!