Colserra3

Too fooping bad! I wish lamp would love me back. *sob*

Pros: Be the T-1000 Cons: Everyone would be afraid to hug you. The ability to fly at 1 mile per hour.

Whenever Bill, Jeb or Bob dies I always bring them back to life (but I put Kerbal Lost on my ribbons). I use quicksave too little. E.g: I finished my space station, did another mission, then failed another. Quickloaded, then ragequited. I never do Career Mode because I can't stand the start of it (having no parts).

This user (Colserra3) was banned for not checking which post was the last one.

I'm not real! This paradox causes the sun to vanish in the solar system of the next person.

Pros: Ability to make everyone look like idiots. Cons: Pressured to become a hairdresser for the rest of your life. The ability to have dreams like they did in Inception.

Asking people for reputation in your signature!? You dirty, FILTHY cheater!

Resist the urge to touch it! Lest you want to be trapped in that moment of time *inhale*...... FOREVER! Waiter! There's a Gabe Newell in my soup.

Granted, but under Article 10 of the U.D.H.R. (Universal Declaration of Human Rights) I am allowed to say (or wish for) anything I want. I wish I had an Alienware laptop with K.S.P. on it.

Sorry, our chef didn't know which type of titan you wanted. WAITOR! There's a barcode in my soup!

Granted but you die before it's released. I wish I had a social life.

Every night people would have to board up their windows. What if you were me and I was you?

I don't know! Ever since I started reading these posts I've been self-conscious about where my hands are!

was if you can read this without highlighting it I applaud you!

2/10- I'm so sick of seeing ponies everywhere!

Pros: be slightly better at K.S.P. Cons: "Ignorance is bliss"-Thomas Gray Have anime eyes and voice.

I wouldn't have had to translate it. What if Scott Manley was TERRIBLE at K.S.P?

If you dock your mouth with it it'll transfer the soup into your stomach. WAITER!! There's a homeless man in my soup! Why isn't he drinking it?

Zombies!!!

I want to alter other planets' trajectories!!!

Why isn't this a thing?! http://youtu.be/IaZwTPxmuF8 I'm not sure if this was already posted on the forum already, but I couldn't find it and I believe this guy needs more views and/or likes. Note: I do not own any of the footage or music used in this video. I did not take part in the making of the video. I am not monetising the video. If you know of a similar type of video to this or just want to applaud bloodrunsclear be sure to post a reply!

I just find it inconvenient, I usually have my docking ports mounted on the nose or (if it's a space station core) use the Rockomax HubMax Multi-Point Connector. *This thing*------------>

Great idea, but I'd like to add to it. A full throttle hot key (most likely 'z'). I know there's already a mod for it, but still, it should be available for vanilla players.

Always planning maneuver nodes, even if it's a simple burn. Watching YouTube while doing missions (on my phone), which leads to some really stupid fails. Singing along to the VAB/SPH music (I'm a psychopath).

Holy Scheiβe! I thought that was a screenshot before I read your post! Amazing!