Raptor22

So, based on the interests section of my profile I may come off as being brash and rude. I'm okay if you see me as that. What I do NOT like is when people

A. Make up stuff to ruin my reputation

B. Put words in my mouth (say I said something that I didn't)

C. Cannot take a bit of satirical comedy

I LOVE using satire. There's just something so satisfying about putting an idiot (most often conspiracy theorists who have no evidence to support their claim) in their place while making a good laugh. 

I have multiple sides to me. If you get on my sh*t list, you will experience the bad side of me, and I will make your life MISERABLE.

If you need help, I will gladly reach out a hand and assist you.

If you are having trouble, I will do my best to resolve the situation

If you are one of my friends, I am generally a nice and funny guy.

Now, when I mentioned that I may come off as being brash and rude, I have one answer to that: I'm not.

When I am like that, I am just being frank. People want me to be honest, right? So when I think that they are full of sh*t, and I tell them honestly that I think that they are full of sh*t, then why do they kick up a sh*tstorm and get all upset about me just telling them the truth!? You wanted me to tell the truth, but when I told you the truth you got upset! Would you prefer me to tell you the unfortunate truth, or lie to you? 

If I think that you are full of sh*t, or if the thing you just said was massively stupid, I am not afraid to let you know, honestly but bluntly. 

What I love to do above all else is make people smile and laugh, and generally have a good time. When people around me are happy, then I'm happy.

I have helped deter a couple people from SUICIDE.  I really do care about people. Even if I hate a person's guts, it's still not good if they kill them self! 

If you are ever feeling down or in need of help, please contact me and I will do all that I can do to help.

To all of you out there who may thinking of suicide, don't do it. Please. It is a PERMANENT solution to a temporary problem. There is so much to live for. Even though it may take a while, things will get better, I assure you.

If that's not enough, here's one more thing:

Think of your family and your friends. Think of how they would react when they find out that you have killed yourself.

They would be DEVASTATED.

It doesn't matter if you think that they don't like you. While they may seem like that on the surface, they still love you somewhere inside. I fight with my 19 year old sister every single day, but yet even thought she says that she hates me, if I was in trouble she would come and help me. I would do the same for her.