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XB-70A

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  1. Well, that's done. I'm giving the Pun-itzer Prize to @RoninFrog. -20 -
  2. After Many Failed Attempts to Capture Crocodile by Himself, Yucatán Man Hires Florida Man, Who Catches It in a Couple of Hours The hunt for a fugitive American Crocodile in the Cancún Park Lagoon is over. More than a week after it was first spotted by drunk tourists, the reptile was captured overnight two hours after the city hired Florida Man to find it. The Sunshine State Hero was brought in after several attempts to capture “Croczilla” failed. "I had walked a single loop around the lagoon and surrounding areas before I finally “saw” him. I say “saw” because I was a bit high that night. But it turned out it really was Croczilla! It was one cast, one cast and done", Florida Man said at the Tecate Cerveza news conference, while still being under influence. The crocodile was hiding near the fence of the Turista Borracho hotel swimming pool when he was captured. Reptiles Care, Control, and Coaxing Federal Agency said closing the pool to drunk people was key to tracking down the croc’. Shortly later, Florida Man showed off the crocodile at yesterday’s Ethanol Friends and Lovers party, with cameras rolling and fans snapping photos. Earning nicknames like “Croco Cold” and “Rough ‘Dile”, the croc’ has captured the hearts of Cancún and gained Yucatán’s attention, too. Animal control said they believe the crocodile was someone’s emotional support pet, and they dumped him in the lagoon, sadly. However, Croczilla is expected to go to a zoo, where he will meet other friends. As for Florida Man, we have been without news from him ever since. The last person who saw him said he was trying to insert a key in what he probably thought was his room door’s lock, when it was the local police office.
  3. Seriously, I like this game, but its effects on my brain cells are pretty bad. It’s a bit like a Cringetopia. -10 -
  4. AEHF-6 on board records in now available: Let's give ULA their price, as they bet their last record by uploading it only 11 days after the launch
  5. Finally, more images are available about that particular CZ-3B's booster with blue bands. Turns out it was part of an experiment: Potentially a nice step forward to limit the spread of N2O4/UDMH in the wild and/or close to inhabited area.
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