cubinator

Aphelion occurs at 12:24 PM EDT, or 16:24 GMT. Just letting everyone know so you can, uh, I dunno. Jump, maybe?

Well, until Perihelion day sometime in early January. Then we'll be falling up again!

I vote Flea as well. I've literally never used it for anything but the first flight, except in one really grindy save where I had to do extra flights to unlock the next nodes.

No one has made a stock 4x4 Rubik's Cube. I believe it is quite possible and someone really ought to try it.

Granted, but it "finds it" by crashing into it at several kilometers per second. No magnetosphere data for you! I wish there were 1:1 scale holograms of artificial and natural cloud-sized structures and objects floating near clouds to show their scale. For instance, giant buildings like the Burj Khalifa, notable asteroids and comets such as 4342 Munroe and 67P Churyumov-Gerasimenko, mountains like Everest, any object on a similar scale to show how huge the clouds are. There also must be a size indicator in meters, and I want the ability to turn it off at will.

Yeah. It also means that perihelion happens really close to New Year. Earth doesn't really see the effects of its fluctuating altitude because our eccentricity is quite low, but on Mars the summers in the southern hemisphere are a lot warmer than those in the northern hemisphere because those occur during perihelion and its eccentricity is higher than ours. Sometimes it even gets above 0 °C! Edit: And sometimes it's colder where I live than on Mars!

That's why I specified the date.

Banned for banning SCIENCE!!!

Banned for making assumptions based on one data point.

Tomorrow, July 4th 2016, is Earth's highest point in its orbit around the Sun! Yay random astronomy facts!

Try melting that!

Granted, I turn into Metal Mario and an immune to fire. Awesome! I wish the mobile editor worked as well as the desktop one.

...and it's NOT used to moor zeppelins. This radio telescope...

Banned for italicizing the letter i.

Granted, it's the one from an ancient 1.0.5 RSS directory that I barely used. I wish to not feel nausea, but still be able to vomit if there's something bad in my stomach.

No, it's not. Just keep it going in the thread I made. @Vanamonde?

Wishing for something that is guaranteed to happen? Cheater! (Cheaters! Cheaters Everywhere!) also, I recommend we use only ONE different game per post, and state in parentheses which game it was, just to keep it neat.

Perfect! I kill all the monkeys with a deadly neurotoxin. I launch a bowl of soup to Pol. (Destroy a Space Mission)

I'll press it and only make wishes in really remote places, alone. This button will give you the answer to quantum gravity, but all humans except you lose their memory, including how to read/write and do math. You'd have to teach everyone everything from scratch before you die if you want civilization to have the answer.

No no no, I didn't add more rules. I completely ditched the old rules that weren't working and went with what is already happening. It's simple, I promise. Just reply to this using the rules of a different forum game:

Ok, so you guys were not supposed to be replying to anyone in THIS thread, only to OTHER threads. But since apparently nobody understood that, I'll roll with it and change the rules to reflect what people are already doing. THESE ARE THE REVISED RULES: You will reply to the post above you according to the rules of any forum game that involves replying to the last poster. The only limitation is you CANNOT use the rules of the same game as the person above you. Example: Post 1: I wish for a pony. (Make a wish...and have it horribly corrupted!) Post 2: I'm sorry, we don't serve horsemeat soup in this establishment. Waiter, there's an ICBM in my soup! (Waiter, there's a ________ in my soup!) Post 3: Banned for having an ICBM in your soup. (Ban the user above you!) Post 4: Rocket (Word Association) Post 5: I poke a hole in your main fuel tank before launch with a remotely operated power drill. I dock a greenhouse module to a Minmus station. (Destroy a Space Mission) Etc... Note how some posts require two parts (a response to the last post AND a new prompt) while others require only one (it simultaneously serves as the reply and the new prompt). Please try to connect the two types of replies smoothly as I did in the above example in order to keep the game moving and with as many different games used as possible! So, let's try this again: If the soup isn't to your liking, you could try a salad instead. Waiter, there's a million monkeys on typewriters in my soup! (Waiter, there's a ____________ in my soup!) Now you reply to the above statement just like you would in any other game, except you do so by the rules of any game EXCEPT "Waiter, there's a ___________ in my soup!" Get it?

Heat Death

Banned for not being able to think of anything I share in common with @Maximus97.

Here's something better to do with that:

Banned for banning a fellow moderator.