EliasDanger

Banned for your own good.

Holy heck, people. Enough with the wheels. Known bug, squad is working on it. Chill. Go back to 1.0.5 for now of its that big of a deal for you or wait a few days. Gah!

You can have Dres, no one else wants it. I got the hill, and it has everything Dres doesnt. Like grass and fauna.

Known for needing to find something better to do.

"Oh God! Feels sooo good to finally stretch my legs! That trip felt like it took months! Wheres the bathroom?" Or "It was the courage and committment of all human kind that brought this man to Mars. I take this step for all mankind and pray its a step toward unity and peace for our race. Thank you, citizens of my home, Planet Earth, for this amazing opportunity. We made it." Or "I have successfully contaminated Mars, Houston. Mission accomplished."

Elias danger is just an anonymous white silhouette of a kerbal on a black background. Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be, so that's what I am. Banned for implying my avatar doesn't match my name.

Banned for your avatar not matching your name.

Umm, Max Createn. What an odd name.

No way, for reals?

Nope, nope. No excuses. Real nerds were lined up to catch it in theaters on opening day. Most of them saw it twice the first day. Those are nerds. They skipped school or called in to work. If they were broke, they went out and panhandled for the scratch. Real nerds found a way. You, sir, must give up your nerd card.

A real nerd would have already seen in at least a half dozen times.

A mod that puts a wormhole in orbit around Jool that'll take you to another solar system that doesnt have Dres, but may or may not have awesome black hole. Oooh, and then we can mod in some time dilation. Im watching interstellar.

Not a bad idea. Or if I have the resources, act like I'm rescueing them, and then send them on a Kerbol impact trajectory. EVA them once I reach the delta-v needed to send them there, then turn the ship around so I can recover it.

I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM ELIAS DANGER RODRIGUEZ! That's right. Danger is my middle name. Bam! Shyamalaned you all. I know you from that one thing, with the place. You know what I mean.

granted, but they still suck. I wish I hadn't posted in the wrong thread accidentally and then had to quickly edit in something to make it fit here.

Its me. Hi. I will reply next. But my posts will merged because I replied too soon. See?

Granted, but you shall be punished for it. I wish I had something better to do right now

I take rescue contracts. I go up and rescue a kerbal and bring him back. Then I get another rescue mission. I send up the kerbal I just rescued to rescue the new kerbal. When I rendezvous, I have the first kerbal go on EVA so the new kerbal can get in, then I just leave the first kerbal floating in orbit while I bring the new kerbal back. I have twenty kerbals on EVA in Kerbin Orbit. They're having a blast.

Banned for waiting when you were clearly meant to be banned for replying to me.

Banned for replying to this.

Known for confusing me just now.

Calling it christmas instead of xmas or the holidays is cheating. But i totally support you, bro. Cant take the Christ outta christmas or you give the holiday back to the pagans! Cheater.

The debris from laythe took out Dres too, so it was totally worth it. After spending billions developing miniture satellites powered by lasers to explore neighboring stars, each and every satellite crashes into the moon because some idiot engineer was using the imperial system of measurements and didnt tell nasa.

Wish granted, but it ended up being me instead. I wish Max Creative would just admit that the only reason he likes Dres is because everyone else hates it.