EliasDanger

Downloading update on steam now

Sure you're not just getting the 1.05?

I'm not getting the update on steam yet

Today feels like a release. Remember to keep calm and hype on.

Upcoming games like No Man's Sky and Star Citizen are going to make KSP feel so dated and irrelevant.

Known for having shrugged.

You come up with something to wish for, but it's already someone else's turn. I wish for world peace

Banned for being from Andromeda. This forum is for Milky Way and Star Wars galaxy residents only!

Granted, you overcome your addiction to minecraft. Who has time for minecraft? You gotta get on that street corner and panhandle enough scratch to feed that new meth addiction. I wish someone wouldn't corrupt this wish.

Do not let the magic boulder smell your fear...If the magic boulder charges you, stand your ground, only because there's no point in running. Do not fondle the magic boulder...it is not fond of fondling. Do not use magic on the magic boulder....it's magic enough. Do not whisper sweet nothing's into the boulder's ear. First of all, that's not it's ear. Second, the magic boulder will not think twice to slap you back. And then it will smell your fear. Do not imply the magic boulder is not magic while you are within ear shot of the magic boulder. In fact, never imply the magic boulder is not magic at all. It will hear you wherever you are. It is magic.

Q-tip Games

Jeb just had a bad reaction to some experimental mushrooms someone accidentally mixed in with his snacks. The Kerbal International Space Station loses all life support.

Granted, but he's blind and mute, but still manages to point out that I did grant the wish within a reasonable amount of time, and that the best legal advice he can give you is that you should kill yourself for jumping the gun a bit. I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

I wish autocorrect wouldn't screw with my grammar. Granted, but now they just pee on you while you still sleep without waking you up. In fact, you never wake up. Ever. And the dogs never stop peeing. I wish I had free trip to the lunar surface and back.

Granted, the moon colony with sports complex is built and completed. Shortly after receiving its first delivery of colonists, a meteor destroys everything. I wish I the knew everything.

Potato Gun

Granted, your space engineers barely crash at all anymore, but it's mostly because they can't get their rockets to work. Can't crash if you never leave the launch pad. I wish I had something funnier to say.

Dolphin Dude

Start the hype for devnotes.

Gilly: You can make fun of it now, but it will get revenge. Gilly: It's biding its time. Gilly: You won't think it's small and funny when it's on an impact trajectory with the KSC. No, you won't be mocking it's lack of gravity then. And then, only Gilly will laugh. Gilly: Knows it can only make empty threats cuz its trapped in Eve's SOI forever.

Banned for bad grammar.

Must have been faulty duct-tape. You accidentally adjust a giant asteroid's trajectory directly into Kerbin's most populated city.

Don't worry about that, sir. It's just an exotic noodle. Waiter! There's a poop in my soup! has anyone done that yet? porbably have....no worries, I have a backup! or: Waiter! There's a Snoop in my soup!

Air traffic controller was on his union mandated break at the time. Jeb dies of starvation due to lack of snacks on his duna trip. You have TAC Lifesupport, not USI. His family demand reparassions.

Must be an act of God. The Lord hath spoken, Laythe shall not be perched upon. You launch a vessel full of tourists into standard LKO, but you haven't been keeping your skies clean. During your burn to put yourself in orbit, one for your satellites flies right into the back of your tourist vessel, decompressing everyone into the vacuum of space.