EliasDanger

Ooooooh. OK. Second test went flawlessly, so I threw I pilot in the capsule. Everything was going great until I staged from mid to upper and the game crashed, which rarely happens. Now I don't have time to try again, wedding to get ready for. Bummed.

Very Doge, Much Banned.

It's made from midichlorian puree! Waiter, there's nothing in my soup!

RP-0 career going well. Orbited the moon a few times. Nailed Geosynchronous Sats launched from the Cape. Attempted a Venus flyby, failed miserably, found a new system for plotting transfer windows so next time works out better. Returned a film canister from LEO three times. Designed my first basic crewed orbiter. Tested that with an avionics core and no crew, had staging mishap, missed orbit but got to orbital velocity, capsule did return to earth safely, even though I forgot so action group arm the drogue chutes and my capsule had trouble holding surface retrograde through the atmosphere...wanted to enter and slightly askew angle for some reason. Fixed staging issue and getting ready to do another test before I send the first man to space. Wondering if I should worry about rebalancing the return pod so I come in straighter.

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It's the other way around. Bubbles smells like a banjo, because Bubbles is always playing with his banjo. Why does dubstep usually suck? Is it because when they are supposed to dub wub, instead they tend to wub dub? Is it cuz they can't keep a firm grip on their bass? Why does it sound like a bus falling down a flight of stairs? How is that music?!

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I invade the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system with an army of a certain species of aliens that are known for their successes at claiming hills. It turns out an army is a bit overkill, seeing as how no one is on the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system except for you. I claim the hill for my own, fire the hill stealing aliens and hire a different species of aliens who are universally known for their successes at defending hills, to defend my hill from all thieves. I then take my hill and go home, leaving the moon Lamancha in the Cervantes system minus one hill.

10/10 I know a few botanists! They all focus on the same kinda botany tho....but they are all waaaay cool.

And I gave you the Loooooongest opportunity to take it too. But since you didn't guess, here ya go. @tetryds

0/10 ... Unless your sig at the Overwatch and WoW forums is all about KSP. Then I might give ya a point.

No. Sorry. @Rareden Thanks for the skybox.

MURPH!!!! MURRRRRRPH!!!! MUR HUR HUR HURPPPHHHH!!!!!!! *cries*

8/10 Warning, do not hunt for Exoplanets on the Magic Boulder.

0/10 Nice to meet ya.

When these game 'posed to kick off? I'm about out of killin' knives to sharpen.

Banned for no reason.

Banned for having your Dolphin HQ in my galactic supercluster, You've put us all in the scope of the Great Whites.

Accidentally posting in the wrong thread. (Things that annoy you)

Banned for product placement.

Banned for counting words.

^ And Realistic Progression Zero!

Having the thread I just resurrected get locked by a moderator before a flame war could erupt would be a thing that would annoy me. A flame war on the other hand sounds like great fun!

I'm in.

People who bring back threads that died YEARS ago. People who don't appreciate irony. People who think they are experts on the meaning of the word irony. People who use the word irony too much. People who don't use "quotation marks" when "appropriate."