Be our test. Be our test.
Put that contract gig to rest!
Grab an SRB, a capsule, and a parachute. You're set!
Launch it once, launch it twice, download mods until it flies.
If it wobbles, try the Vernor.
Don't believe me? Just ask Wernher!
Though it might overheat,
(Jebadiah's then dead meat)
You will never claim our science second best!
We've got a lot to do, is it one launch or two?
For he's our test! He's our test! He's our test!
-Sung to the tune of Be Our Guest, from Beauty and the Beast