Raven Industries

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Just ignore it, it will get boring and die in a few years. Waiter, there's a durian in my soup! *passes out from the smell*

A what? I'm a waiter, not a scientist! Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

Ignore, picture is broken.

Cool, but a bit impractical. 6.5/10 The Cricket.

Hunger games days are extra long so that you have 24% more action before night, which is when they start doing commercial breaks.

Lets see if he can hook this:

If your clone kills you, does that make it suicide or murder?

Hopefully this dysentery doesn't spread, because I doubt sponsors are going to spend money on toilet paper.

You may not want fire, but I'll give it to you anyways. (Its a fuel air bomb)

shredded paper can be reconstructed.

KerbalSaver the Cruel™ met his end. Good riddance.

My clone was much nicer the the original. He did much less forcing others to strangle friends.

If there's room, I'd like to join.

This should work.

You probably don't want to wear those medals when they're in this state.

Darn, photo isn't showing. please ignore this.

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I nuke it all. It works in the movies, so it works in real life. Right? The debris continues onward, albeit in smaller pieces. Eh, its the next posters problem.

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