planet-creations

when jeb takes u to mcdonalds instead of to orbit B O I

Banned because the font gods have sent me forth.

Dead thread? O O F

Granted. You have banned yourself in the Ban the user above you! thread. I wish Kerbin had cities. oh wait, i'm kerbin.

Banned for not using Lucida Sans Unicode. (best font lmao)

Granted. Pterosaurs are now soaring through the sky. I wish Kerbals met humans.

Floor 5,033: You see rock samples from Laythe sitting on the table. Underneath the Laythe rocks, there lies an Excel spreadsheet with a bunch of notes based on Laythe. Uncover it, and you will activate the mechanical door that leads to the next floor.

Maybe you're invisible to those who are passing by, I guess. What is 42?

Unsurprisingly, the can of coke was just sitting there on the surface. I'm a planet, bruh

Maybe Kerbol did it! Waiter, there's a meme in my soup!

Communications module, obviously for communication with the Kerbal Space Center.

Maybe it's a deformed humanoid. Is Lucida Sans Unicode an awesome font?

I think it's AJFJfjefjfeefjf. What is Kerbin?

Floor 5,022: You see a Kerbal Santa standing in the middle of the room. Approach him, and he will give you a present. Open it, and it will be a controller. Press the B button, and you will ascend to the next floor.

It did? Where did it go? I wish the atmosphere wasn't polluted.

I swear! I did not end up here on purpose! AHH, HE'S COMING, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!

Maybe it's an infrared sphere! Why is the Mun not in the shape of a hexagon?

Floor 5,019: A computer displaying various readings from inside a large cube is shown. Examine the readings, and some of them will begin displaying warnings that one of the walls of the cube is being bent. Eventually, the wall on the cube will break, and a tall, skinny and white humanoid creature will dash towards the door, going outside of the building. (totally not a reference to the SCP foundation.) Then, a large steel claw will grab you and pull you upwards to the next floor.

I am kerbin.

The task is to add modules to the Kerbal XX space station in low orbit around Kerbin. Note that certain modules will already be added, such as the crew module and cupola. But other than that, start building! (Lucida Sans Unicode for LIFE) My module: Life support module (You obviously need that to survive!)

didn't notice until now lol oof

0/10 | I must leave my mark, aaaaaaggggghhhh!

Banned for not being on Kerbin.

Maybe it's a SpaceX! Why don't you trust anyone who is behind a box saying "YEET"?