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Selrahc4040

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  1. Reconstituted freeze-dried bread sounds more space program-esque.
  2. Accelerando: If you can tell me what the white covering is, I\'d be happy to add SRB\'s in.
  3. I had built one of the most excessively overpow-er-underburdened rockets ever to get to Mimus, as I have n idea how to do orbital calculations. Anyways, a few kilometers out of Minmus, I launch my penultimate stage with a collection of five engines, four of them a quarter of the way up the 'Fuel-Shaft' of the fifth. Now, I had added four RCS blocks to the base of the shaft, so as to improve maneuverability, unfortunately, the RCS blocks were directly underneath my engines, and the resulting explosion led a chain reaction that destroyed the rest of my craft.
  4. Kerbals don\'t die from old age, that\'s why the Kerbal Space Program was founed, to lower population levels via exploding rockets.
  5. I\'m reminded of a centipede... If a centipede could jet-propel itself through the air.
  6. I love the aesthetics of the planes, very WWII-esque. I especially enjoy the look and handling of the Tutor Trainer. An amazing re-entry craft.
  7. I\'m sure our reply would be much the same, albeit with a much more explosive punch.
  8. I\'ve recently been thinking, what do Kerbals eat when they\'re waiting to meet up with Minmus? With that, I present to you my incredibly short list of foods which I hope you guys will extend upon. Solid Sustenance Kerbals and Bits: A slang-name, meant purely as a jibe. As for the actual composition, Kerbals and Bits is a spaghetti-like food, using green-tinged meat and rye noodles. (To emulate the hair and skin of Kerbals.) Minmus Mint Icecream: Minmus Mint Icecream is exactly what it says on the package; mint icecream! The only oddity of Minmus Mint Icecream is the chunks of green mint thrown in to give it a texture akin to Minmus\'s. Space Ration Bars: The basic food ration for kerbalnauts on deep-space mission. Space Ration Bars are a hearty mixture of Pinto and Black Beans, wrapped in a crust of reconstituted freeze-dried bread. Unfortunately, due to the gastronomic effects the beans have on the consumer, the consumer tends to resemble the food\'s acronymic namesake. Kerb-O Space Beans: Yet another bowel-churning creation of Chef Kerman\'s, Kerb-O Space Beans are a nutritious mix of kidney, pinto, black, and red beans pressed, freeze-dried and enveloped in a foil wrapper. Liquid Sustenance The Typical Rocket: A play-on-words of the drink 'The Irish Car-Bomb'. The Typical Rocket is a potent mixture of Jager and Tang, a drink served at the Speak-Easy of Kerbal Space Command during shore leave. Chef Kerman\'s Filtered Water: Since the Speak-Easy of Kerbal Space Command is on the coast, Chef Kerman needed to find a way to get drinkable water withough running a pipe the several kilometers to the nearest lake. And I must say, he solved the problem briliantly. Chef Kerman discovered that Kerbals have a natural resitance to salt, so the only thing making seawater inedible was rocket debris. He developed the world\'s first sieve and used it to strain the seawater, which he know sells at the Speak-Easy. Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster: For those kerbalnauts with stronger stomachs and fatter wallets, there\'s the Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster. The Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster is a wild drink consisting of Galliano, Gold-Leaf Vodka, Tequila, Creme de Menthe Liquer, Light Rum, Gin, and a lemon slice perched on the rim of the glass. Many a pilot has crashed after too many of these powerful drinks, so be wary. I hope you all enjoy and submit your own ideas!
  9. Space, the final frontier. All those involved in the exploration of said frontier, we salute you.
  10. Gentlemen, if I may, a mini-challenge! Give all of the stations a purpose. E.G. Mun mapping, communications, research, and more. Just a suggestion.
  11. Sir (Or ma\'am), you are a genius among engineers. I have spent the better part of a month trying to build a user-friendly glider, then I come on here and BOOM! I see this. I applaud you.
  12. Just place your craft on Kerbol by editing files. Is that even possible?
  13. Just wanted to pop in and say that, for the tests to be completely accurate, someone should revise the files so that Kerbin is completely flat, then pass around that file. Also, for slowing down one might try firing RCS backwards and releasing drag chutes.
  14. Can\'t wait to see the new update! Also, according to my friend Michael who prices games at a store for a living, said that a gam like KSP would normally fetch around thirty to forty USD, so eighteen is a steal!
  15. Hey! Not all MC players are like that! Although several are...
  16. Selrahc4040

    Past 30k!

    Congrats, everyone! Now we need to pass a persistencwe file around and have everyone launch a rocket to 30,000 feet! Just kidding.
  17. Godspeed, Stevenator. The hopes and dreams of Kerbalkind are in your hands.
  18. One and a half small days for man, one giant month for Kerbalkind!
  19. I wanted to drop by and say thanks to Squad for making a game that I spend most of my waking hours thinking about or playing. You guys deserve a lot more praise than I can give you, and though I haven\'t yet bought the game, I hope to do so soon. You guys are awesome!
  20. Due to the black and white screen of my Kindle, I can only see your lander and the sun. Can someone please tell me what\'s up with the terrain?
  21. Jebediah Kerman asking how to pronounce 'Mun'? What has the world come to?
  22. Because some of us like to appease the small Jebediah Kerman living inside all of us.
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