IcarusBen

Granted, but BP spills oil into them, killing everything in them. I wish for the person below me didn't have his wish horribly corrupted.

I was testing out a spaceplane when it began to run out of fuel. Instead of landing it, I decided to activate my new Celestia Aeronautics Plane Ejection System (PES, patent pending). I decoupled from the plane, so far so good, and then I pulled the chutes. I can sum up the result in one word (boom) but that doesn't cover it. My cockpit came flying, in reverse, at a good speed, back at the supersonic jet, and completed exploded. It was the first time I lost a kerbal. Oh, poor Jebediah. Thou shalt be missed.

Granted, but the engine rotates up, causing the car to flip, killing you. I wish I was Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

Granted, but it's a mushy warranty banana. I wish I had everything I ever wanted.

Calling me a cheater after saying I don't deserve to be a cheater? Cheater!

Ess Arr Bee

Replying to a forum game? CHEATERS! ALL OF YOU!

False. No suit at all. The person below me is registered with the KSP forum.

Granted, but a rebellion installs a new government and you are again unaccepted. I wish Craig Ferguson wasn't leaving the Late Late Show.

Granted, but it only contains Tofurkey. A fate worse than death. I wish all my dreams came true.

I like it. Just ditch the notebook paper and they'll be excellent. Try doing some more.

In my mind, classic =/= good. Star Trek: the Motion Picture? Sucks. Treasure Island? Sucks. Fallout 1? Compared to the rest of the series, sucks. And yet all of these are considered classics. Now, that doesn't mean that "classic" and "good" are mutually exclusive, it just means that the former does not mean the latter. Mary Poppins? Excellent. Star Trek II? Excellent. Spaceball Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? Ex-cell-lent!

I don't need edge-of-seat action in my movies. Les Miserables, my favorite film of all time, is a long and slow film. The problem is that 2001 has two hours, but it doesn't use them for anything. It's like the producers were given a bunch of money and instead of a decent plot, decent actors or anything like that, they used it on fancy SFX and orchestral pieces. Now, good effects and great music are always nice, but they shouldn't have to carry the film. LesMis is 156 minutes long, and I'd say a good 130 of those minutes are dedicated to plot, and the 26 not dedicated to plot are scattered evenly throughout the film. The plot is what's important to me. When I talk about 2001, I typically explain it with this: Let me explain the plot, or rather, lack thereof.

Really? You guys liked it? I do really like one line, though.

Somebody set us up the bomb!

I watched this 2hr 15min long piece of crap and I must say, I hated it. The plot was non-existent, the acting was wooden, the first 30% of the film contributes nothing, and while the special effects are great, they're overshadowed by the fact they're too long! Give me an hour and a half and I'll give you the exact same plot with all the major details and it would still be too long! At least it looks and sounds good. The science is valid, the music is great, and (thankfully) Hal was simply epic. But that doesn't make up for the other 70-80% of the movie sucking so badly. What does the KSP community think?

I love it. Thank you. I'll post it on my thread and credit you. Come by sometime. Put in a request, apply for a job, etc. etc.

Is anyone here? Please, I really need this logo.

Hello. I need some help. My rocket company needs a logo. I'm looking for a logo that symbolizes rocketry and science with the style of the 1950's Aperture Science logo, or simply 50's logos in general. Just send me your best stuff. If you need the thread, it's here: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/81126-NOW-HIRING-Celestia-Aeronautics-Corporation-0-23-5-STOCK

2096: Kerbals invent the kydroelectric dam, using water from Laythe's surface to power all of the cities on Kerbin.

I use a solar flare/wormhole combo to go back in time to before you dodged the barrel and then jump into the 4th dimension, creating a w wave that does what you say it does, and fling it to the next poster.

Granted, but it evolves into Magieon, an Eevee with all the usefulness of a Magikarp. I wish for the perfect computer that didn't want to kill or enslave anyone.

418: We have no aerodynamics. Nose cone fail.

Granted, but you become a woman. Bonk! I wish for an iPad with a keyboard that has tactile feedback.

Between 1 kerbal and the fate of the planet, I choose the kerbal. Muhahahaha! Seriously, though, a battering ram is a good strategy.